Cool Guy
@jakeiscoolguy.bsky.social
Composer, Bassist, Cool Guy
I put an EP out recently :) https://coolguymusic.bandcamp.com/album/but-you-cant-stay-here
I put an EP out recently :) https://coolguymusic.bandcamp.com/album/but-you-cant-stay-here
Tried to snatch E40’s chain once and got option paralysis
July 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tried to snatch E40’s chain once and got option paralysis
A primate is a bipedal mammal with opposable thumbs
Challenge me on it
Challenge me on it
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A primate is a bipedal mammal with opposable thumbs
Challenge me on it
Challenge me on it
Ok… 20 year old poetry class me kinda snapped on this one
February 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Ok… 20 year old poetry class me kinda snapped on this one
God I’m so fucking goated at investing…
Warren Buffett could never.
Warren Buffett could never.
February 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
God I’m so fucking goated at investing…
Warren Buffett could never.
Warren Buffett could never.
been cooking a bunch :)
February 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
been cooking a bunch :)
Storm says Merry Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Storm says Merry Christmas
Like Jesus Christ I weep every time…
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Like Jesus Christ I weep every time…
people are taking the lyrics of ‘Defying Gravity’ and really holding frame with that
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
people are taking the lyrics of ‘Defying Gravity’ and really holding frame with that
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
November 26, 2024 at 7:52 AM
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
we’re getting a cat… I’m very excited about it
October 18, 2024 at 8:26 AM
we’re getting a cat… I’m very excited about it
This app is approaching levels of
millennial heretofore previously hitherto unseen in nature thus far
millennial heretofore previously hitherto unseen in nature thus far
October 3, 2024 at 9:45 PM
This app is approaching levels of
millennial heretofore previously hitherto unseen in nature thus far
millennial heretofore previously hitherto unseen in nature thus far
Sorry “officer”, I am officially invoking my rights as a Sovereign Citizen as defined by the Articles of Confederation… you do not have jurisdiction over me unless I am conducting acts of international
commerce.
Am I being detained?
commerce.
Am I being detained?
October 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Sorry “officer”, I am officially invoking my rights as a Sovereign Citizen as defined by the Articles of Confederation… you do not have jurisdiction over me unless I am conducting acts of international
commerce.
Am I being detained?
commerce.
Am I being detained?
It was me all along along shelby. You all bought it. You all bought it hook line and sinker! You all bought it! Even my family, even my immediate family bought it! Every damn one of you were made fools of!
September 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
It was me all along along shelby. You all bought it. You all bought it hook line and sinker! You all bought it! Even my family, even my immediate family bought it! Every damn one of you were made fools of!
The county is cracking down and fining people so…
Saying farewell to Sauron the rooster today. Cannot believe how giant he got or how sweet he is.
Honestly a really sad day, but he is being relocated to a local farm down the river, and it should
be a good place for him
Saying farewell to Sauron the rooster today. Cannot believe how giant he got or how sweet he is.
Honestly a really sad day, but he is being relocated to a local farm down the river, and it should
be a good place for him
September 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
The county is cracking down and fining people so…
Saying farewell to Sauron the rooster today. Cannot believe how giant he got or how sweet he is.
Honestly a really sad day, but he is being relocated to a local farm down the river, and it should
be a good place for him
Saying farewell to Sauron the rooster today. Cannot believe how giant he got or how sweet he is.
Honestly a really sad day, but he is being relocated to a local farm down the river, and it should
be a good place for him
The fact that I can’t post video of the sparrows in my garden is actually fucking evil…
September 9, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The fact that I can’t post video of the sparrows in my garden is actually fucking evil…
I’ve been getting like 2 hours of sleep a night, smoking half a gram of wax a day, and probably drinking 1000mg of caffeine…
the only difference between this and my lowest low is that I’m not playing 10 hours of melee a day.
*gets text from closest friend*
the only difference between this and my lowest low is that I’m not playing 10 hours of melee a day.
*gets text from closest friend*
August 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I’ve been getting like 2 hours of sleep a night, smoking half a gram of wax a day, and probably drinking 1000mg of caffeine…
the only difference between this and my lowest low is that I’m not playing 10 hours of melee a day.
*gets text from closest friend*
the only difference between this and my lowest low is that I’m not playing 10 hours of melee a day.
*gets text from closest friend*
Why isn’t the media talking about this?
Why won’t the mainstream media cover this?
What does the lame stream media gain from covering this up?
Why is the democrat party pressuring media companies to cover up this story?
Why was this conveniently left out of the reporting on Jan 6th?
Why won’t the mainstream media cover this?
What does the lame stream media gain from covering this up?
Why is the democrat party pressuring media companies to cover up this story?
Why was this conveniently left out of the reporting on Jan 6th?
August 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Why isn’t the media talking about this?
Why won’t the mainstream media cover this?
What does the lame stream media gain from covering this up?
Why is the democrat party pressuring media companies to cover up this story?
Why was this conveniently left out of the reporting on Jan 6th?
Why won’t the mainstream media cover this?
What does the lame stream media gain from covering this up?
Why is the democrat party pressuring media companies to cover up this story?
Why was this conveniently left out of the reporting on Jan 6th?
Saw my first cyber truck today
July 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Saw my first cyber truck today