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Cool Guy
@jakeiscoolguy.bsky.social
Composer, Bassist, Cool Guy

I put an EP out recently :) https://coolguymusic.bandcamp.com/album/but-you-cant-stay-here
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Weta Workshop Trout Mask Prop Reproduction - Mint Condition
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tommy Emmanuel’s Fansly
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tried to snatch E40’s chain once and got option paralysis
July 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A primate is a bipedal mammal with opposable thumbs

Challenge me on it
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ok… 20 year old poetry class me kinda snapped on this one
February 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
God I’m so fucking goated at investing…

Warren Buffett could never.
February 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
been cooking a bunch :)
February 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Cool Guy
the answer is simple. there are forces at play
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
stay at home workers should have to wear shoes
January 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Storm says Merry Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
*guy on bluesky being violently curb stomped*

“You know it partially satisfies my Anglophile desire for crooked teeth”
December 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
If only he learned to waveshine instead
Dr.K: What We Can Learn From Hitler
YouTube video by TotallyNotARussianBot
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
“I have listened to 18 hours of *insert main pop girl* I think I have a problem”

I have listened to 170 hours of one kpop group since may. We are not the same.
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 AM
hate to validate musicals but this song makes me cry
Being Alive
YouTube video by Stephen Sondheim - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 AM
If it were me personally? I would simply have chosen to win the election, rather than lose.
December 1, 2024 at 10:03 AM
people are taking the lyrics of ‘Defying Gravity’ and really holding frame with that
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
man this kirkegaard mook sure contradicts himself a lot…
November 26, 2024 at 7:56 AM
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
November 26, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Making a weverse account just to stir up shit and contribute evil to the world
November 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
November 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Eating Corn Flakes daily for the phytoestrogens because I’m just too damn aggressive…
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Watching Mike Tyson’s wobbly ass knees in there really resonated with me and my wobbly ass knees
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Crossfaded on a Thursday night in honor of Elizabeth Krebs
November 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
October 28, 2024 at 8:13 AM