Getting a live Christmas tree means I will be covered in sap. Hand sanitizer can be used to remove sap. Hand sanitizer also helps reduce the liklihood I will get sick.

Live Christmas Tree=Healthy Living

Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving. It's too much pressure to get it right. Just load the table up with sides...

And dino chicken nuggets.

If you don't want to break promises to your kids, don't promise them anything.

"We'll see. Maybe!"

-Me, anytime my kids ask me for anything

i’m grasping at straws at this point but it is nonetheless a great comfort to me that trump finds elon annoying as hell

*Screams into the void*

Probably going to be doing this often! Keeps me less insane!

I don't have a substack.

For now, my thoughts can be explained by 256 characters.

I am hoping, one day, to be smarter.

It's a nice feeling opening an social media app and not thinking "what trash am I about to get served this time?"

Y'all are great.

I coach my kid's baseball team. I try to walk at least 4-5 miles a day. I play tennis on easy mode (pickleball) biweekly. I carry all my groceries into the house in one load.

So how did I hurt my back?

I sat down in a chair wrong.

Does it count if I write 10 posts and then like them all?

#gettingstarted