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Jake Nothing
@jakedsnake.bsky.social
Aew, dynasty fantasy football, politics, general stupidity.

Enjoy the musings of an idiot.
Idc about your values, or KTC or whatever. Accept or not and tell me if it’s close or what you would rather have.

I’m all for negotiating trades, it’s how most of mine get done. But don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining.
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“I drove my car downtown and someone beeped at me for now reason! My wife was terrified.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I figure they’re all from Burlington
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just because I as an atheist celebrate Xmas in a secular way does not mean that it’s universally a secular holiday. I
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’d bet on swerve
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Kick them all into the stratosphere
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve seen a tubular pizza monstrosity on the hotdog rollers of a 7/11 before
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by Jake Nothing
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just Jericho being a carny, nothing to see here.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I would have stood up and walked away
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dart isn’t good, but he’s fun
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I haven’t seen a single MCU movie
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
DUCK CAKE!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM