Jake Cole
@jakecole.bsky.social
Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/
The DOJ *leavened* charges against Sean Dunn but the jury came back with a cold cut for the prosecution. Looks like this case croaked, monsieur!
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The DOJ *leavened* charges against Sean Dunn but the jury came back with a cold cut for the prosecution. Looks like this case croaked, monsieur!
But he WAS found guilty of apepper FOLKS
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
But he WAS found guilty of apepper FOLKS
Incredible things are happening
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Incredible things are happening
Passing out at the Feeling Great! conference, my vision clouding as I see the great beyond and the final image that burns into my retinas is Trump looking at me like the skinned Will Poulter in Midsommar
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Passing out at the Feeling Great! conference, my vision clouding as I see the great beyond and the final image that burns into my retinas is Trump looking at me like the skinned Will Poulter in Midsommar
Goddamn @porquesoybello.bsky.social lmao
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Goddamn @porquesoybello.bsky.social lmao
Mustard and onions…shit. I’m still smelling mustard and onions.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mustard and onions…shit. I’m still smelling mustard and onions.
Oh we actually have footage of Sliwa’s call
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh we actually have footage of Sliwa’s call
“Each night when I return the cab to the garage I have to clean the onions and mustard off the back seat.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Each night when I return the cab to the garage I have to clean the onions and mustard off the back seat.”
Toppings, condiments, it keeps people guessing like a parlor game to prevent them from asking the most important question: Why? Why was he able to get a cold cut combo that late? Why did he have it dressed? Who benefited? Who has the power to toast a bun?
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Toppings, condiments, it keeps people guessing like a parlor game to prevent them from asking the most important question: Why? Why was he able to get a cold cut combo that late? Why did he have it dressed? Who benefited? Who has the power to toast a bun?
They’re reviewing the Zapp’s-ruder film
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They’re reviewing the Zapp’s-ruder film
Tfw you encounter Irish-Americans
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tfw you encounter Irish-Americans
“And did you, sir—and I remind you that you are under oath—say ‘see you in hell, candy boys?’”
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“And did you, sir—and I remind you that you are under oath—say ‘see you in hell, candy boys?’”
A passage from CLR James’ Mariners, Renegades, and Castaways that I think nails the heart of Moby Dick’s tragedy, in which the whale is almost an ancillary problem facing the men. Melville drew a lot from Coleridge but the Ancient Marine is left with a respect for nature. Ishmael only saw the void
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A passage from CLR James’ Mariners, Renegades, and Castaways that I think nails the heart of Moby Dick’s tragedy, in which the whale is almost an ancillary problem facing the men. Melville drew a lot from Coleridge but the Ancient Marine is left with a respect for nature. Ishmael only saw the void
“Until somebody builds a bigger Bopper”
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Until somebody builds a bigger Bopper”
The Criterion 4K of A History of Violence makes up for some DISMAL DVD and Blu-ray transfers but once again I am distracted that the school bully looks like they put Vincent Cassel in a mo-cap suit to animate an American high school senior
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Criterion 4K of A History of Violence makes up for some DISMAL DVD and Blu-ray transfers but once again I am distracted that the school bully looks like they put Vincent Cassel in a mo-cap suit to animate an American high school senior
“You’ve always been Bill DeBlasio.”
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“You’ve always been Bill DeBlasio.”
The mind reels attempting to fathom the cumulative amount of steps and seeds that have littered the gatefold of this record. (An entirely different experience to listening to the complete Cellar Door performances.)
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The mind reels attempting to fathom the cumulative amount of steps and seeds that have littered the gatefold of this record. (An entirely different experience to listening to the complete Cellar Door performances.)
Mesmerized by how low the bar is set for these guys and they still fail. Here, one man who previously spent their first date loudly acting out a one-man show *in a restaurant* about how white liberal women are emasculating men is now given a few points, however sarcastically, for containing himself
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Mesmerized by how low the bar is set for these guys and they still fail. Here, one man who previously spent their first date loudly acting out a one-man show *in a restaurant* about how white liberal women are emasculating men is now given a few points, however sarcastically, for containing himself
This cover of Love & Rockets is giving huge Colonel Steven Lockjaw vibes
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This cover of Love & Rockets is giving huge Colonel Steven Lockjaw vibes
At long last America has produced its version of this queen
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
At long last America has produced its version of this queen
“Now who can argue with that?”
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Now who can argue with that?”