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Jake
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We are simple VPS machines in a serverless environment.

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Oh nice. Are you still working with axiom?
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Mom, did you take Tylenol while you had me?”

“Nah, just cigarettes and wine.”
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Wait, which continent are you on? lol
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This made me understand the context even less haha
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lol
March 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Define,.. “meme”
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 PM
4/5 times I am left returning to my phone wondering if I bought it.
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Why can’t we add ambulance rides to the list? #meta
December 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
ten hours ago was… ah,,, 5 o’clock somewher’
December 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I’m so old I still use facebook
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM