The Cat Food Bandit
@jak-deth.bsky.social
Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&
I present the Chupacabra.
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I present the Chupacabra.
Machines will never have a soul. They may be taught to act as if, but imagination will never be formulated.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Machines will never have a soul. They may be taught to act as if, but imagination will never be formulated.
He can pick the corn out of my shite.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He can pick the corn out of my shite.
That is an exceptionally fine box, the cat should be quite happy. =^..^=
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That is an exceptionally fine box, the cat should be quite happy. =^..^=
A mentally ill man in that office was not a good idea.
I knew this before his first term.
I knew this before his first term.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A mentally ill man in that office was not a good idea.
I knew this before his first term.
I knew this before his first term.
Waste not, want not.
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Waste not, want not.
I had a good belly laugh thanks to Tramp's goofy behavior.
This was almost as good as the absurd claims of peacemaker he keeps foisting on us.
This was almost as good as the absurd claims of peacemaker he keeps foisting on us.
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had a good belly laugh thanks to Tramp's goofy behavior.
This was almost as good as the absurd claims of peacemaker he keeps foisting on us.
This was almost as good as the absurd claims of peacemaker he keeps foisting on us.
A normal person would die of shame after his tongue-lashing.
She became defiant.
These are psychopaths installed by a psychopath.
She became defiant.
These are psychopaths installed by a psychopath.
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A normal person would die of shame after his tongue-lashing.
She became defiant.
These are psychopaths installed by a psychopath.
She became defiant.
These are psychopaths installed by a psychopath.
Too many of our employees, the taxpayer pays them, are dogshit.
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Too many of our employees, the taxpayer pays them, are dogshit.
The boomers will be cheering him on.😆
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The boomers will be cheering him on.😆
Knowing his proclivities, I am not a bit surprised.
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Knowing his proclivities, I am not a bit surprised.
A couple of flash-bangs up their arses would be a nice finishing touch.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A couple of flash-bangs up their arses would be a nice finishing touch.
Why bother with the brain? Nothing to see there.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why bother with the brain? Nothing to see there.
The Catholic school didn't stop her from being the twat of the year.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The Catholic school didn't stop her from being the twat of the year.
I hope the parents are smarter than the legislators. 🙏
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I hope the parents are smarter than the legislators. 🙏
Yep, that AI is sure paying off.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yep, that AI is sure paying off.
Another shitter selling hate for money.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Another shitter selling hate for money.
He had a prolapse on his neck. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He had a prolapse on his neck. 😂