The Cat Food Bandit
@jak-deth.bsky.social
Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&
I present the Chupacabra.
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I present the Chupacabra.
He can pick the corn out of my shite.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He can pick the corn out of my shite.
I've been involved with major construction over the years; the felon isn't just building a ballroom, he is building a bunker as Hitler did.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've been involved with major construction over the years; the felon isn't just building a ballroom, he is building a bunker as Hitler did.
Syria makes the headlines.
Operation Resolve, the name of the operation the soldiers were participating in, has been ongoing since October 2014. All of NATO is involved, but I have a feeling the US is carrying the bulk of the operations.
Operation Resolve, the name of the operation the soldiers were participating in, has been ongoing since October 2014. All of NATO is involved, but I have a feeling the US is carrying the bulk of the operations.
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Syria makes the headlines.
Operation Resolve, the name of the operation the soldiers were participating in, has been ongoing since October 2014. All of NATO is involved, but I have a feeling the US is carrying the bulk of the operations.
Operation Resolve, the name of the operation the soldiers were participating in, has been ongoing since October 2014. All of NATO is involved, but I have a feeling the US is carrying the bulk of the operations.
If you liked him in the stupid white cowboy hat, you will love him in this one.
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you liked him in the stupid white cowboy hat, you will love him in this one.
I think Somalians are off the hook for now. The idiot will be focusing on Syrians because the putz can't keep two thoughts in his head at one time.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think Somalians are off the hook for now. The idiot will be focusing on Syrians because the putz can't keep two thoughts in his head at one time.
The intractable 35% fully believe him but can't figure out where all their money is going.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The intractable 35% fully believe him but can't figure out where all their money is going.
Schrodenger's dumpster. 😀
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Schrodenger's dumpster. 😀
He will miss her because she was also a dedicated ball licker.
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
He will miss her because she was also a dedicated ball licker.
You have learned Trumpspeak.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You have learned Trumpspeak.
I had to fact-check this.
Holy dog shit - it's true.
$499 apiece, the same amount a lot of morons paid up front for the super duper Tramp Phone.
Holy dog shit - it's true.
$499 apiece, the same amount a lot of morons paid up front for the super duper Tramp Phone.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I had to fact-check this.
Holy dog shit - it's true.
$499 apiece, the same amount a lot of morons paid up front for the super duper Tramp Phone.
Holy dog shit - it's true.
$499 apiece, the same amount a lot of morons paid up front for the super duper Tramp Phone.
Herr Himmler approves of the top item.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Herr Himmler approves of the top item.
The simplest explanation is usually correct.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The simplest explanation is usually correct.
Everyone buying this BS crypto coin has been suckered.
The Von Tramps make money on every transaction.
Here is the one-year summary.
The Von Tramps make money on every transaction.
Here is the one-year summary.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everyone buying this BS crypto coin has been suckered.
The Von Tramps make money on every transaction.
Here is the one-year summary.
The Von Tramps make money on every transaction.
Here is the one-year summary.
This guy is a weasel of epic proportions.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This guy is a weasel of epic proportions.
The Leaning Tower of Feces.
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Leaning Tower of Feces.
Maybe the shit weasel had more books on Hitler than the reported one of Mein Kampf on his bedside stand.
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Maybe the shit weasel had more books on Hitler than the reported one of Mein Kampf on his bedside stand.
Donald J. Drumpf - Recipient of the First Annual prestigious FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) Peace Prize.
Why are they kissing his arse so prodigiously? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why are they kissing his arse so prodigiously? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Donald J. Drumpf - Recipient of the First Annual prestigious FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) Peace Prize.
Why are they kissing his arse so prodigiously? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why are they kissing his arse so prodigiously? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯