Jaime Poland
@jaimepoland.bsky.social
Backwards caps are, and will remain, good. she/her
If I spell your unusually spelled name correctly in an email, you need to spell my unusually spelled name correctly in your response.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If I spell your unusually spelled name correctly in an email, you need to spell my unusually spelled name correctly in your response.
🚨🚨🚨 A woman at Giant Eagle said Chris and I are a cute couple, I could lift up a car rn 🚨🚨🚨
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🚨🚨🚨 A woman at Giant Eagle said Chris and I are a cute couple, I could lift up a car rn 🚨🚨🚨
You gotta keep asking your partner to tell you about the early days of your relationship from their perspective, cause Chris just dropped new lore nine years in. This is why we do it
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You gotta keep asking your partner to tell you about the early days of your relationship from their perspective, cause Chris just dropped new lore nine years in. This is why we do it
Got to give myself one of my favorite feelings (an unread Kate Clayborn book) and I am now experiencing one of my least favorite feelings (no unread Kate Clayborn books)
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Got to give myself one of my favorite feelings (an unread Kate Clayborn book) and I am now experiencing one of my least favorite feelings (no unread Kate Clayborn books)
The idea of Leonardo DiCaprio knowing what Shut Up and Dance is is just mindboggling to me
September 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The idea of Leonardo DiCaprio knowing what Shut Up and Dance is is just mindboggling to me
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Told my wife I was going to “finally check
out 3 Women” and she started crying
out 3 Women” and she started crying
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Told my wife I was going to “finally check
out 3 Women” and she started crying
out 3 Women” and she started crying
I think @chels725.bsky.social is a cool person and vastly underrated by her peers
September 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I think @chels725.bsky.social is a cool person and vastly underrated by her peers
Please, no spoilers, she reads very slowly (she’s just a baby)
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Please, no spoilers, she reads very slowly (she’s just a baby)
Event of the season for those with the eyes to see it
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Event of the season for those with the eyes to see it
Pencils has declared the beginning of cozy girl fall
August 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Pencils has declared the beginning of cozy girl fall
🚨 Had to clean up a used condom in the library study room and I still have 2.5 more hours of work 🚨
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🚨 Had to clean up a used condom in the library study room and I still have 2.5 more hours of work 🚨
It’s time for my favorite game: how long can I resist reading the new Kate Clayborn? This game has a winner and a loser and they’re both me, because once I read it, I don’t have a new Kate Clayborn to read.
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’s time for my favorite game: how long can I resist reading the new Kate Clayborn? This game has a winner and a loser and they’re both me, because once I read it, I don’t have a new Kate Clayborn to read.
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@notajenny.bsky.social and @jaimepoland.bsky.social have reached the game-changing “Cooler” in their #NewGirl rewatch. Since there is so much to say, this is part 1!
Listen as they talk about Nick’s coat, Winston’s love life & everyone’s favorite (fake) drinking game.
🎧: linktr.ee/andarewatchpod
Listen as they talk about Nick’s coat, Winston’s love life & everyone’s favorite (fake) drinking game.
🎧: linktr.ee/andarewatchpod
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@notajenny.bsky.social and @jaimepoland.bsky.social have reached the game-changing “Cooler” in their #NewGirl rewatch. Since there is so much to say, this is part 1!
Listen as they talk about Nick’s coat, Winston’s love life & everyone’s favorite (fake) drinking game.
🎧: linktr.ee/andarewatchpod
Listen as they talk about Nick’s coat, Winston’s love life & everyone’s favorite (fake) drinking game.
🎧: linktr.ee/andarewatchpod
DK says trans rights
July 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
DK says trans rights
@tangiblegary.bsky.social your posts have running commentary on movies but not on your beautiful wife. why is this?
July 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@tangiblegary.bsky.social your posts have running commentary on movies but not on your beautiful wife. why is this?
The vet called my cat “middle aged”
July 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The vet called my cat “middle aged”
@tangiblegary.bsky.social you gotta skeet more about loving your wife, people might not know
July 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@tangiblegary.bsky.social you gotta skeet more about loving your wife, people might not know
Why did I choose to say “intermittent” to a patron when I know that I’m not 100% sure how to pronounce “intermittent”
July 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why did I choose to say “intermittent” to a patron when I know that I’m not 100% sure how to pronounce “intermittent”
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I made the broadcast though. @johndemarsico.bsky.social enters his Dudes Rock era with this image
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I made the broadcast though. @johndemarsico.bsky.social enters his Dudes Rock era with this image
Somebody needs to find me the clip of Chris on the SNY broadcast tonight or I’m gonna crash out so bad
June 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Somebody needs to find me the clip of Chris on the SNY broadcast tonight or I’m gonna crash out so bad
So it’s called Mutually Assured Destruction and it’s what if Mark and Eduardo were serial killers and they started Facebook as a way to find victims and
I can only hope Sorkin does his research and reads the reams of smutty Social Network fanfic before embarking on the sequel
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So it’s called Mutually Assured Destruction and it’s what if Mark and Eduardo were serial killers and they started Facebook as a way to find victims and
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MATERIALISTS: Like if every conversation in YOU’VE GOT MAIL was about e-mailing
June 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
MATERIALISTS: Like if every conversation in YOU’VE GOT MAIL was about e-mailing
Today, when I complimented the pretty pink dress of a seemingly gender expansive child I see occasionally at the library, they hit me with a “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS” ✨💃🏼👯♀️
June 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today, when I complimented the pretty pink dress of a seemingly gender expansive child I see occasionally at the library, they hit me with a “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS” ✨💃🏼👯♀️
Today at work I’ve: implicitly been accused of exposing children to harmful violent media; had to endure an old man changing my tempo during storytime; and, worst of all, I got a lil cut on my finger. Buy your local librarians a treat, they probably have a lil cut on their finger.
June 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Today at work I’ve: implicitly been accused of exposing children to harmful violent media; had to endure an old man changing my tempo during storytime; and, worst of all, I got a lil cut on my finger. Buy your local librarians a treat, they probably have a lil cut on their finger.
Boys be like “Knicks in 7” but then get all sad when the Knicks lose one of the 3 required games to make it Knicks in 7
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Boys be like “Knicks in 7” but then get all sad when the Knicks lose one of the 3 required games to make it Knicks in 7