Janice
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Janice
@jaichan.bsky.social
I wrangle octopus and make terrible fish puns for a living. I knit. I read lots of Canadian literature. I cut the stars out of the sky and baked them in a pie. She/her
OBIE TRICE, REAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS.
September 25, 2023 at 10:45 PM
WITH FINGERNAILS THAT SHINE LIKE JUSTICE
September 24, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Ooh! There is also a completely unhinged dance mix of Sussudio, Sugar Walls by Sheena Easton, and a ukulele remake of Def Leppard's Love Bites... all on the same mix.
September 23, 2023 at 10:24 PM
I couldn't make it today, but told every single person I talked to about it to call me if they punch a TERF or a Nazi and I would come bail them out. I'm proud of my friends and loved ones who supported the counter protest today.
September 21, 2023 at 2:27 AM
I sent this to my coworker today. What kind of fever dream is Fash Kermit having? Who goes after SLIMEY?
September 21, 2023 at 2:10 AM
This legit made me laugh out loud.
September 20, 2023 at 10:10 PM
I can do that! Also, I promise I will shriek and cross to the other side of the street shall I ever see you in public, loudly whispering, "SHE WORKS FOR NSP."
September 17, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Roasted Brussels sprouts with hazelnuts and red onions!
September 17, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Haha, you are history's greatest monster!

Seriously, though, I was grateful for NSP. I only lost power for 20 minutes! That is fantastic.
September 17, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Me, too. I'm so jealous of people who can't remember their dreams. Mine are full-scale productions every single time I sleep.

My dad doesn't usually remember his dreams, but he remembers one where he got lost in Province House, a building he's been in thousands of times, haha.
September 14, 2023 at 3:34 PM
I am definitely a 1. And the details in my dreams are even more terrifying.
September 14, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Are you in my dining room, haha? I just checked my kit last night and saw it was expired. I was going to pick up a new one tomorrow, but I'll put the expired one back in my bag. Thanks for the info!
September 14, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Lèse-majesté!
September 13, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Have you read any of the Giller longlist books yet? Any favourites?
September 11, 2023 at 1:47 PM
I LOVE Redhanded and Love Murder.
September 10, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Love in the Time of Fruitflies is a book I'd read the hell out of.
September 10, 2023 at 11:30 AM
If I am not working, I'll definitely be there.
September 10, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Good. I love this for him.
September 7, 2023 at 8:30 PM