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JP
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Librarian. Local history. Genealogy. Movies. Books. Queer. Very Kentuckian but not in the usual ways. 🍉
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there is no bottom in our current idiocracy / oligarchy / kakistocracy
Wild how I drew this 4 years ago as satire and now it’s the average tweet from a sitting president
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Surprised this admin hasn’t pardoned Diddy and given him a cabinet position yet. 💁🏻‍♂️
May 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wanna make a playlist of the saddest songs called “fuck me up”
May 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Always listen when Black women sound the alarm.

Reps LaMonica McIver & Bonnie Coleman are telling the truth: if ICE can target members of Congress and arrest the Mayor of Newark, no one is safe.

This is state-sponsored terror—and we won’t be silent.
Time for a general strike!
#OnYourSide
May 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I'm fucking dying of laughter here
May 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Napping can only occur in three increments: 30 minutes, 3 hours, you might as well wake up tomorrow.
May 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
To be clear, both the Clockwork Orange Malcolm McDowell and the If…. Malcolm McDowell could get it. 🍑
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Just watched I Saw the TV Glow. “What if I die with this song inside”
May 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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As Israel's ban on UNRWA, the U.N. agency for Palestinian refugees, takes effect, writer Muhammad Shehada warns that it could be "a death sentence to Gaza's population" that relies heavily on the organization for food, healthcare, education and more.
www.democracynow.org/2025/1/30/ga...
January 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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hey fellas how’s that whole “government efficiency” thing going
Elon Musk, who has not been elected or officially appointed to any office, successfully pushed the FAA Administrator to resign 9 days ago.
January 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s just like Americans to turn spirituality into a numbered list.
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Republicans absolutely do not care about the people they’re supposed to be representing.
BREAKING: New York AG Letitia James announces lawsuit to stop Trump's unconstitutional freeze of Medicaid and federal assistance

NY will lead coalition of other Democratic state AGs

Not a single Republican AG is joining, even though 52% of Republicans rely on federal assistance
January 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I hate it. I don’t care if adults who voted for Drump are about to be on the receiving end of FAFO. But a lot of those people also have kids. And I hate it for those kids.
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Welp. Time to read 1984. Again.
January 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every episode of Star Trek Voyager feels like a Waiting for Godot and Remains of the Day had children.
January 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Paul Reubens was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater and y’all surprised about his posthumously coming out.

Damn, no wonder we have stupid people in charge of the government. 🧐
January 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Trump said he wants to “clean out” Gaza and push the millions of Palestinians living there into neighboring countries.

There is a name for this — ethnic cleansing — and it’s a war crime.

This outrageous idea should be condemned by every American.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says to ‘clean out’ Gaza, urges Arab countries to take more refugees
President Donald Trump said he wanted Jordan and Egypt to take in more Palestinians from Gaza so they could "maybe live in peace" there.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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On Sunday, the American Library Association announced that Percival Everett’s “James” was this year’s winner of the Carnegie Medal for Excellence in Fiction, which includes a $5,000 cash award.
Percival Everett's 'James' awarded Carnegie Medal for fiction
Percival Everett's latest honor comes from the country’s public libraries. On Sunday, the American Library Association announced that Everett’s “James” was this year’s winner of the Carnegie Medal for...
apnews.com
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
On a long enough timeline, anything made by men will end in a militaristic #fightclub
January 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sex is great and all but have you ever watched Dan McClellan tell Ben Shapiro to shut the hell up? 💦💦
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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HELL YEAH! Congressman Jim McGovern TORE Speaker Mike Johnson a new for saying it wasn’t “his place” to question Trump’s January 6 pardon.

“Not your place?? WHO THE HELL’S PLACE IS IT?” He said.

“How about you stand with the officers who protected you and not a reality show wannabe dictator.” 💙
January 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM