I’ll invite them into my home and feed them delicious chili

CONGRATULATIONSSSS TO THE NEW PARENT

I’m gonna have to make multiple replies mannn only 4 photos ain’t ENOUGH I HAVE MORE PETS

noted :0 I love the way those pieces look. Very tempting to snag a slot (I should check my balance first lmao)

oooooh what do you do to achieve that blurry effect?

to a T.

(except not a T, I’m not married and it’s 2 weeks for me. BUT IM COUNTING IT ANYWAYS)

yep. AND I EVEN KNOW ITS THE HORMONES. YET THE SELF-AWARENESS DOESNT STOP ME FROM CRYING AND WANTING TO END MY LIFE. Smfh. It’s always right on schedule, 2 weeks before the dreaded bleeding. Maybe if I was sad for an actual reason I’d feel better about crying. But nope, just fuckass hormones

it reminds me of how people have phases. Kids have phases growing up, and sometimes a “phase” becomes permanent. But yk, now it seems like phases are demonized and kids are supposed to have it all figured out from the get-go. Not the best comparison but yeah. We need to stop demonizing shit.

The fuckyourheadlights Reddit really loves retro reflective SOLAS tape that is easily found online.

I'm not saying it is right or a good idea.

I am just saying that it puts those idiots into an adventure.

if there are no other cars on the road, I have taken to tossing my brights on when confronted with these retina-scarring lights, which sometimes have the temerity to flash at *me* as if I am in breach of the social contract

perhaps I should not be vindictive but fuck these people. seriously.