Jäger 60/60 (live posting from the insane asylum)
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Jäger 60/60 (live posting from the insane asylum)
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She/her. WHEN 🤓 DISCUSSING 👆🏼ANCIENT 🗿 BABYLONIAN 🌌 DEMONS 😈🙅🏽‍♀️☦️ NOTHING 🚫 COMES 🚶🏼‍♀️ TO ‼️ MIND 🧠 MORE ➕ FREQUENTLY 🕰️ THAN 🤓 THE 🙄 IRS 💸
Me out loud when I’ve had one too many drinks with my friends:
panzer is so.. submissive and breedable...
June 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Now THIS is how you do a military parade. Just sayin’
June 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I used to work in law enforcement. This is the correct take
A reminder since some folks seem to have forgotten: ACAB means ALL

Including the cop you're related to

Including your friend who became a cop

Including the cop who let you off with a warning

Including the cop at your high school/college

Including the cops "protecting" your pride/protest
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you asked me what my hobbies are you’d think I’m a STAR (I’m an active competitive shooter)

If you went by what I read I’d be a Storch (history/mythology w/ a focus on the period of 2nd Temple Judaism)

If you went by my height…. BAHAHAHA. I’m Kolibri sized (152 cm)
June 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My name is Jäger and I wear a panzer jacket, I should just go by Panzerjäger at this point
June 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Them: “Don’t get too political”
Me: “Okay”
Also me after 1 drink (I’m a lightweight af):
"Live, laugh, love 🥰"

"READY, AIM, FIRE!"

#panzerscribbles
June 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
As someone who has actually worked a STAR job, I can guarantee you these ladies are likely given HELLA leeway in terms of persona deg. You do not do this job without it fucking you up in some kind of way (often times the worst ways)
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fun fact: of the 3 Protektors listed on the range scoreboard in S-23, only Jäger would qualify for a civilian concealed carry permit in my state (US). There is a live fire portion of the qualification exam and you have to score 75% of your shots to earn your CCW
May 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS
April 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Jäger 60/60 (live posting from the insane asylum)
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I forgot I was on this website. I love free speech. I’m going to be so unhinged on here, so if you get weirded out, the unfollow/block button is right there. Cheese
January 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM