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TS/EFG are fake stats used by lying grifters
TS/EFG are fake stats used by lying grifters
This is your annual reminder that The Process 76ers were an abject failure, and Sam Hinkie was a horrible GM.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is your annual reminder that The Process 76ers were an abject failure, and Sam Hinkie was a horrible GM.
To the folks who wait 15 minutes to enter an auction mock, make it to a room full of actual humans, and then bid $187 on Bronny James with the second nomination.... Y'all on some extra evil shit and I hope y'all drown in a pile of loose dicks for several centuries.
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
To the folks who wait 15 minutes to enter an auction mock, make it to a room full of actual humans, and then bid $187 on Bronny James with the second nomination.... Y'all on some extra evil shit and I hope y'all drown in a pile of loose dicks for several centuries.
Bro, this guy hadn't played professional basketball since January and now somehow needs another procedure. Kinda insane and also most definitely sucks.
Pistons guard Jaden Ivey underwent an arthroscopic procedure to relieve right knee discomfort and will be re-evaluated in four weeks.
October 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bro, this guy hadn't played professional basketball since January and now somehow needs another procedure. Kinda insane and also most definitely sucks.
It's official, another Dubs championship incoming 💪😤
FROM SHAMS:
BREAKING: Free agent Al Horford has committed to a multi-year deal with the Golden State Warriors, agent Jason Glushon tells ESPN. After seven of the past nine years in Boston and winning the 2024 title, Horford will enter his 19th NBA season as the Warriors' starting center.
BREAKING: Free agent Al Horford has committed to a multi-year deal with the Golden State Warriors, agent Jason Glushon tells ESPN. After seven of the past nine years in Boston and winning the 2024 title, Horford will enter his 19th NBA season as the Warriors' starting center.
September 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's official, another Dubs championship incoming 💪😤
Final Fantasy 7 Remake is not a good game. Sorry, not sorry
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Final Fantasy 7 Remake is not a good game. Sorry, not sorry
We've officially entered the Find Out phase of the Fuck Around era
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We've officially entered the Find Out phase of the Fuck Around era
Just bring out the trampolines already 🙄🙄
FROM SHAMS:
The 2026 NBA All-Star Game format is likely to feature a round-robin tournament consisting three eight-player squads of two USA teams and one World team, sources tell ESPN. NBA and players union presented format to the Competition Committee on Wednesday and response was positive.
The 2026 NBA All-Star Game format is likely to feature a round-robin tournament consisting three eight-player squads of two USA teams and one World team, sources tell ESPN. NBA and players union presented format to the Competition Committee on Wednesday and response was positive.
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FROM SHAMS:
The 2026 NBA All-Star Game format is likely to feature a round-robin tournament consisting three eight-player squads of two USA teams and one World team, sources tell ESPN. NBA and players union presented format to the Competition Committee on Wednesday and response was positive.
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September 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just bring out the trampolines already 🙄🙄
Everyone demanding to see The Epstein report to confirm that Trump is a pedo feels like if everyone were anxiously waiting on a report to tell them that water is wet
July 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everyone demanding to see The Epstein report to confirm that Trump is a pedo feels like if everyone were anxiously waiting on a report to tell them that water is wet
The NBA has been drunk since like G3
FROM SHAMS:
Just in: The Utah Jazz are trading Collin Sexton and a 2031 second-round pick to the Charlotte Hornets for Jusuf Nurkic, sources tell ESPN.
Just in: The Utah Jazz are trading Collin Sexton and a 2031 second-round pick to the Charlotte Hornets for Jusuf Nurkic, sources tell ESPN.
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The NBA has been drunk since like G3
I like this fit for Houston
I'm intrigued to see how Ime and KD vibe
I'm intrigued to see how Ime and KD vibe
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I like this fit for Houston
I'm intrigued to see how Ime and KD vibe
I'm intrigued to see how Ime and KD vibe
OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THE HYPE KING JALEN MONEY GREEN FINDS A NEW HOME!!!
👀👀👀👀
THE HYPE KING JALEN MONEY GREEN FINDS A NEW HOME!!!
👀👀👀👀
RETWEET BY SHAMS:
The Suns land a prolific young scorer in Jalen Green.
How dynamic could Devin Booker and Green be in the same backcourt 👀 (via @ShamsCharania)
The Suns land a prolific young scorer in Jalen Green.
How dynamic could Devin Booker and Green be in the same backcourt 👀 (via @ShamsCharania)
June 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THE HYPE KING JALEN MONEY GREEN FINDS A NEW HOME!!!
👀👀👀👀
THE HYPE KING JALEN MONEY GREEN FINDS A NEW HOME!!!
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
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Tyrese Haliburton is 13 of 15 in the final two minutes with a chance to tie or take the lead this season including playoffs.
June 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tyrese Haliburton is 13 of 15 in the final two minutes with a chance to tie or take the lead this season including playoffs.
TYYREESSEE!!!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
TYYREESSEE!!!!!!
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very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867
June 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867
In N Out is not just overrated, it's 🚮
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In N Out is not just overrated, it's 🚮
GET EEMMM
They said "existential threat".
I believed those words - but they're acting like they didn't.
I'm Alex Rikleen, and I am running for US Senate in Massachusetts.
I believed those words - but they're acting like they didn't.
I'm Alex Rikleen, and I am running for US Senate in Massachusetts.
May 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
GET EEMMM
If you're putting this much weight on the leg press, but only doing quarter reps, congrats, you're the gym ass hat.
Lift for gains, not for your ego.
Lift for gains, not for your ego.
May 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you're putting this much weight on the leg press, but only doing quarter reps, congrats, you're the gym ass hat.
Lift for gains, not for your ego.
Lift for gains, not for your ego.
Does the fact that there was a no-call on a double-dribble take away from Haliburton's miracle shot last night?
May 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Does the fact that there was a no-call on a double-dribble take away from Haliburton's miracle shot last night?
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"I could explain Hasan Piker’s politics to you, but that’s entirely irrelevant. The bold, all caps, underlined point is that a high profile, US-born American citizen was detained on Sunday by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for, it would seem, the crime of speech."
May 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"I could explain Hasan Piker’s politics to you, but that’s entirely irrelevant. The bold, all caps, underlined point is that a high profile, US-born American citizen was detained on Sunday by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for, it would seem, the crime of speech."
Unfortunately, that looks like an Achilles injury for Tatum
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Unfortunately, that looks like an Achilles injury for Tatum
My good friend was just laid off due to the Trump tariffs. The recession is coming.
May 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My good friend was just laid off due to the Trump tariffs. The recession is coming.
This is why TS/EFG are dumb stats that don't help anyone understand what is going on.
In this example, it's particularly egregious to invoke TS, as that stat involves FT in the calculation, of which, Buddy attempted and made zero.
Why not just say he only missed three shots the entire game?
In this example, it's particularly egregious to invoke TS, as that stat involves FT in the calculation, of which, Buddy attempted and made zero.
Why not just say he only missed three shots the entire game?
Buddy Hield had a true shooting percentage of 110% on Sunday, the highest ever by a player with 30+ points in a Game 7. 🤯
Best true shooting percentage with 30+ points in a Game 7: stathead.com/tiny/mW6xM
Best true shooting percentage with 30+ points in a Game 7: stathead.com/tiny/mW6xM
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is why TS/EFG are dumb stats that don't help anyone understand what is going on.
In this example, it's particularly egregious to invoke TS, as that stat involves FT in the calculation, of which, Buddy attempted and made zero.
Why not just say he only missed three shots the entire game?
In this example, it's particularly egregious to invoke TS, as that stat involves FT in the calculation, of which, Buddy attempted and made zero.
Why not just say he only missed three shots the entire game?
I wonder how long the Braun family has been pronouncing their name incorrectly
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I wonder how long the Braun family has been pronouncing their name incorrectly
