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jadedvegan.bsky.social
Jade 💚
@jadedvegan.bsky.social
''You look like somebody stretched out a child'' | guitar/vocals in Contemporary Girlfriend | Forklift Lesbian | 27 | Sacramento | she/they

https://linktr.ee/contemporarygirlfriend
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just a tall woman in search of her 4000 closest friends on a site that is not run by a monster
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a super hot tall trans girl, call that a clock tower
July 28, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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Straight up relaxing today

(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
July 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
there are a lot of people in my life who say that they love me, but not a lot of people who are willing to say "Hi Jade, i bought you the entire Jaws quadrilogy on DVD" 😔
June 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
imagine if they invented a vocalist that could remember lyrics... that would be so cool
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
June 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Here’s a comic about the never ending horrors of existence!!!!!!!!!! #webtoons #webcomics
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
girls after 2 shots of fernet
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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stay safe! avoid kettles!!
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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As a tr*ns L*tina in America right now I just want to say that every single ICE agent deserves to never know another moment of peace or safety for as long as they live
June 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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in case yall thought I was fucking around with these shows
June 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
these chamoy flavored kettle chips have a vice grip on my pussy
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i do believe that trans women have an unfair biological advantage when it comes to making fucking sick music
June 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
restaurants during pride month are like: and our special today is the Birri-Yaaas Queen Tacos
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*with her tongue down my throat*
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
god damn all of my friends are so hot. i love being a transexual lesbian, this shit slaps.
June 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
May 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
gotta love an ally coworker with a H*rry P*tter mouse pad 🙃
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
so adorable when men talk about sports like they're a part of the team
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂‍↕️
May 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
American pharmacies try not to be wildly incompetent challenge: impossible
May 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i'm not sure if i have any so-cal moots on here but if i do: hi! my band is coming through on a little weekender this summer! come hang out 💚
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
hi blue app it's been a minute. do you still fw strong women?
May 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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problematic rizz gap relationship
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM