Jade 💚
@jadedvegan.bsky.social
''You look like somebody stretched out a child'' | guitar/vocals in Contemporary Girlfriend | Forklift Lesbian | 27 | Sacramento | she/they
https://linktr.ee/contemporarygirlfriend
https://linktr.ee/contemporarygirlfriend
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Jade 💚
@jadedvegan.bsky.social
· Nov 16
just a tall woman in search of her 4000 closest friends on a site that is not run by a monster
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a super hot tall trans girl, call that a clock tower
July 28, 2023 at 4:15 AM
a super hot tall trans girl, call that a clock tower
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Straight up relaxing today
(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
July 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Straight up relaxing today
(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
there are a lot of people in my life who say that they love me, but not a lot of people who are willing to say "Hi Jade, i bought you the entire Jaws quadrilogy on DVD" 😔
June 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
there are a lot of people in my life who say that they love me, but not a lot of people who are willing to say "Hi Jade, i bought you the entire Jaws quadrilogy on DVD" 😔
imagine if they invented a vocalist that could remember lyrics... that would be so cool
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
imagine if they invented a vocalist that could remember lyrics... that would be so cool
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
June 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
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Here’s a comic about the never ending horrors of existence!!!!!!!!!! #webtoons #webcomics
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Here’s a comic about the never ending horrors of existence!!!!!!!!!! #webtoons #webcomics
girls after 2 shots of fernet
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
girls after 2 shots of fernet
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stay safe! avoid kettles!!
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
stay safe! avoid kettles!!
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
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As a tr*ns L*tina in America right now I just want to say that every single ICE agent deserves to never know another moment of peace or safety for as long as they live
June 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
As a tr*ns L*tina in America right now I just want to say that every single ICE agent deserves to never know another moment of peace or safety for as long as they live
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
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in case yall thought I was fucking around with these shows
June 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
in case yall thought I was fucking around with these shows
these chamoy flavored kettle chips have a vice grip on my pussy
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
these chamoy flavored kettle chips have a vice grip on my pussy
i do believe that trans women have an unfair biological advantage when it comes to making fucking sick music
June 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i do believe that trans women have an unfair biological advantage when it comes to making fucking sick music
restaurants during pride month are like: and our special today is the Birri-Yaaas Queen Tacos
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
restaurants during pride month are like: and our special today is the Birri-Yaaas Queen Tacos
*with her tongue down my throat*
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*with her tongue down my throat*
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
god damn all of my friends are so hot. i love being a transexual lesbian, this shit slaps.
June 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
god damn all of my friends are so hot. i love being a transexual lesbian, this shit slaps.
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
May 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
gotta love an ally coworker with a H*rry P*tter mouse pad 🙃
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
gotta love an ally coworker with a H*rry P*tter mouse pad 🙃
so adorable when men talk about sports like they're a part of the team
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂↕️
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂↕️
May 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
so adorable when men talk about sports like they're a part of the team
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂↕️
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂↕️
American pharmacies try not to be wildly incompetent challenge: impossible
May 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
American pharmacies try not to be wildly incompetent challenge: impossible
i'm not sure if i have any so-cal moots on here but if i do: hi! my band is coming through on a little weekender this summer! come hang out 💚
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i'm not sure if i have any so-cal moots on here but if i do: hi! my band is coming through on a little weekender this summer! come hang out 💚
hi blue app it's been a minute. do you still fw strong women?
May 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
hi blue app it's been a minute. do you still fw strong women?
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problematic rizz gap relationship
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
problematic rizz gap relationship