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Jade Angrboða
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i make things, fly to disasters, and sleep on the floor.
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1/n: Ed’s wrong about facts and character here.
Jay went to Lacework post-Meta. At FB he was in 3 hops above me on the org chart for a few years and we worked in the same building from ‘16-‘20. He was technically incisive and kind in SEV review. At most he’d get stern if someone bullshitted him.
edzitron.com Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · Aug 11
Microsoft is absorbing GitHub into the company and putting it under the purview of Jay Parikh, one of the biggest failsons in valley history. He ran Lacework into the ground then cashed out and went to Meta. Real piece of crap asshole

www.theinformation.com/articles/how...
Last summer, more than a hundred people crowded into the brightly lit basement of a Lululemon store in Manhattan at the invitation of Lacework, a cybersecurity unicorn. By all appearances, the startup seemed to enjoy an enviable position, with an $8.3 billion valuation and an assortment of blue-chip investors, including Sutter Hill Ventures, Coatue Management and Tiger Global Management. But behind the scenes, Lacework CEO Jay Parikh was, in fact, desperate to rekindle the company’s growth, which had slowed dramatically. To lure event attendees into mingling with Lacework salespeople at the store, the company handed out $300 Lululemon gift cards to each of them, at a total cost of more than $30,000, said a former Lacework employee involved in organizing the event. Like many ploys attempted by Parikh and Lacework over the last several years, the event was for naught. According to someone present at the event, the majority of the people who showed up for it didn’t end up becoming customers of the company, whose main product is software that sits in customers’ cloud servers, flagging potential abnormalities that could be signs of a hack. Similarly lavish giveaways of goodies have also failed to yield results for Lacework.
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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thetransfemininereview.com
I have this deep, irrational love for America and now its trying to kill me and most of the people I love.

Fucks a girl up, yknow?
February 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
jade.wtf
Getting shunned from the cuddle pile for asking if they would still love me if I was a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper
December 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM