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physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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i need to get fucked at a rave
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i need to get fucked at a rave
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"bears vs packers" or as i like to say . Heh. My ideal Saturday night...
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
"bears vs packers" or as i like to say . Heh. My ideal Saturday night...
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[hears "bears" "verses" and "packers" and gets so horny i start shaking] fooubaul
January 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
[hears "bears" "verses" and "packers" and gets so horny i start shaking] fooubaul
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domming a trans woman and i make her take a selfie that's different from her comfort angle
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
domming a trans woman and i make her take a selfie that's different from her comfort angle
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bitch named duolingo hittin my phone always in my mentions telling me to link 🙄 bitch i got a bag to catch i aint got time for these hoes fr 🙄
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
bitch named duolingo hittin my phone always in my mentions telling me to link 🙄 bitch i got a bag to catch i aint got time for these hoes fr 🙄
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accidentally said "bitch im on my teriod" louder than i meant to in front of these customers
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
accidentally said "bitch im on my teriod" louder than i meant to in front of these customers
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i asked my irl friends to call me jade today and then invited them to get drinks w me :’3 im calling it The Jadening
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
i asked my irl friends to call me jade today and then invited them to get drinks w me :’3 im calling it The Jadening
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i need jon arbuckle's fat pussy. and im not talking about garfield
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i need jon arbuckle's fat pussy. and im not talking about garfield
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Young married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I dump those and we go out for dinner instead?"
Old married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I use those up and just make a big salad for dinner?"
Old married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I use those up and just make a big salad for dinner?"
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Young married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I dump those and we go out for dinner instead?"
Old married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I use those up and just make a big salad for dinner?"
Old married life: "All we have in the fridge are vegetables on the verge of going bad. How about I use those up and just make a big salad for dinner?"
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Tiny "kiss the cook" apron on a blushing shrimp
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Tiny "kiss the cook" apron on a blushing shrimp
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sometimes bites u reposts are the only reason i decide to stay here, how does it do it
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
sometimes bites u reposts are the only reason i decide to stay here, how does it do it
the freaking top tube bag makes it impossible to lock my bike up at my apartment fuckkkkk i was so excited about it
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
the freaking top tube bag makes it impossible to lock my bike up at my apartment fuckkkkk i was so excited about it
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talking to a cis irl i'm ostensibly stealth to who mentioned some medication she used to be on that was messing with her already low blood pressure. "i can't remember the name it was like spi- something" because of fucking course it's spiro and she was shocked that i knew what it was. girl i'm me 😭
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
talking to a cis irl i'm ostensibly stealth to who mentioned some medication she used to be on that was messing with her already low blood pressure. "i can't remember the name it was like spi- something" because of fucking course it's spiro and she was shocked that i knew what it was. girl i'm me 😭
what’s the most confusing part of my map to u
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
what’s the most confusing part of my map to u
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to the eggy barista: “wow the only thing i love more than this naturally processed high masl micro lot light roasted coffee is injecting estrogen straight into my bloodstream”
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
to the eggy barista: “wow the only thing i love more than this naturally processed high masl micro lot light roasted coffee is injecting estrogen straight into my bloodstream”
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total side note has anyone ever noticed that seemingly everyone who works in dentistry is like jaw-droppingly attractive? what the hell is up with that. my dentist looks like he could be an actor and all of the assistants look like models. what do they have in the fluoride???
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
total side note has anyone ever noticed that seemingly everyone who works in dentistry is like jaw-droppingly attractive? what the hell is up with that. my dentist looks like he could be an actor and all of the assistants look like models. what do they have in the fluoride???
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just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser
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my apartment when the feds come take me away
March 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
my apartment when the feds come take me away
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If you are a cartoon animal estrogen makes u grow eyelash line
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you are a cartoon animal estrogen makes u grow eyelash line
rage, rage against the parking of the bikes
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
rage, rage against the parking of the bikes