Casting bricks like spells on these fascists 💖✨💫

Gotta love that my phone will autocorrect an apostrophe into "its" regardless of the syntax. 🙃

Hey, can you stop being hot real quick?

Some of us still have last night's clothes and hair and makeup on and we really can't compete.

I was gonna rot and play Oblivion Remastered while drinking Voodoo Ranger hard tea until I blacked out on the couch.

Just got roped into going to a fancy wine bar with friends tonight though, so now I have to be social and shit. 🙄

My solution to that has always been a 5th of fireball. Shits like 9 dollars and you can get plastered like 3 times off of a single bottle if you know how to work it 😋

I'm no expert, but I think it depends if the bottle has been used or not.

An unpoked bottle will generally be safer but not super recommended. If the bottle has been used before though, and the oil is spoiled, I'd probably just toss it. Too much to go wrong.

Yep! I keep mine in a cool and dark place (not too cool though, like a refrigerator. The E will crystallize if you let it be too cold for too long).

I definitely wouldn't be stocking more than 2 years though, for reasons mentioned here. My supply is my buffer time to figure out a new source of E.

Awwww omg you're too sweet. Thanks for making this place fun ☺️

Literally the reason why I switched to E injections, uncertainty. The FDA says that a vial of valerate is only good for 28 days, but in reality with proper storage you can use the whole thing

I've been stocking up. I currently have about a 2 year supply of prescription E stashed away, just in case.

And that's why you'll be moving quickly up the ladder, eventually becoming my problematic secretary that I catcall, like, all the time.

Adding @soluna7.bsky.social retroactively to this list. You're allowed to have a good day now 💖

What? No way! It's not like I like you or anything

I feel it! I feel the love! It burns!!!!