Jade 🏳️⚧️
@jade.follows.gay
25 She/They
-Bisexy trans gal
-Proud bluesky poetry club member
-mdni/21+, and all that jazz.
✨Please be silly in my direction✨
:3
-Bisexy trans gal
-Proud bluesky poetry club member
-mdni/21+, and all that jazz.
✨Please be silly in my direction✨
:3
The other day this has me cackling
May 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The other day this has me cackling
Beach time highlights for my parasocial pals 💖
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Beach time highlights for my parasocial pals 💖
And I'm just a *little* better than you. We should make out is essentially what I'm saying.
May 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And I'm just a *little* better than you. We should make out is essentially what I'm saying.
Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?
I swear half of these "celebrities" are just money laundering schemes.
All the notoriety of a Mattress Firm.
All the notoriety of a Mattress Firm.
April 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I swear half of these "celebrities" are just money laundering schemes.
All the notoriety of a Mattress Firm.
All the notoriety of a Mattress Firm.
Completely cheeked up last night in Carrboro. Thanks @cheekface.bsky.social! 💖✨
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Completely cheeked up last night in Carrboro. Thanks @cheekface.bsky.social! 💖✨
CHEEKFACE CHEEKFACE CHEEKFACE @cheekface.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
CHEEKFACE CHEEKFACE CHEEKFACE @cheekface.bsky.social
Oh, alright. Hello, sudden burst pals!
April 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh, alright. Hello, sudden burst pals!
Completely made up, by me lol
April 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Completely made up, by me lol
The AI just thinks they're real. It's amazing.
April 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The AI just thinks they're real. It's amazing.
Oh my god this is the best discovery ever
April 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh my god this is the best discovery ever
I know they're not shooting for this exactly anyways, but I've always thought that littering was one of the most- if not THE most unattractive habits someone could have.
Like any time I see someone throw something on the ground, I feel physically repulsed. Thanks, Woodsy Owl.
Like any time I see someone throw something on the ground, I feel physically repulsed. Thanks, Woodsy Owl.
April 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I know they're not shooting for this exactly anyways, but I've always thought that littering was one of the most- if not THE most unattractive habits someone could have.
Like any time I see someone throw something on the ground, I feel physically repulsed. Thanks, Woodsy Owl.
Like any time I see someone throw something on the ground, I feel physically repulsed. Thanks, Woodsy Owl.
Having such a lovely time with this.
April 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Having such a lovely time with this.
Just changed my older coworkers iPad wallpaper to a bunch of hotdogs. He doesn't know how to fix it and I'm DYING omg.
April 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just changed my older coworkers iPad wallpaper to a bunch of hotdogs. He doesn't know how to fix it and I'm DYING omg.
Spent my afternoon serving whisky samples but moreso, serving cunt. 💅
April 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spent my afternoon serving whisky samples but moreso, serving cunt. 💅
Happy 4th anniversary to my lovely life partner @spookytart.bsky.social. If any of you had the hots for me, I'm quite taken. Sorry if you found out this way.
3 way makeout applications are still acceptable.
3 way makeout applications are still acceptable.
April 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Happy 4th anniversary to my lovely life partner @spookytart.bsky.social. If any of you had the hots for me, I'm quite taken. Sorry if you found out this way.
3 way makeout applications are still acceptable.
3 way makeout applications are still acceptable.
Straight up about to quote a vinyl replacement in this bathroom. Y'all don't even know.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Straight up about to quote a vinyl replacement in this bathroom. Y'all don't even know.
1.5 years on HRT and now I can't dress in my old comfy clothes without feeling like this.
April 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
1.5 years on HRT and now I can't dress in my old comfy clothes without feeling like this.
There's this little spot behind the warehouse where I work. Nobody really goes back there so there's no trash or paths, just this break in the woods, a long pool of water, and lots of untamed foliage. Many birds too.
This place has gotten me through soooo many panic attacks.
This place has gotten me through soooo many panic attacks.
April 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There's this little spot behind the warehouse where I work. Nobody really goes back there so there's no trash or paths, just this break in the woods, a long pool of water, and lots of untamed foliage. Many birds too.
This place has gotten me through soooo many panic attacks.
This place has gotten me through soooo many panic attacks.
MESSY BEDSIDE TABLE SPOTTED, TARGET AQUIRED.
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MESSY BEDSIDE TABLE SPOTTED, TARGET AQUIRED.