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Not me sobbing at Bowen’s last sketch
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not me sobbing at Bowen’s last sketch
@illuminatihotties.bsky.social hey when is the five years free digital album dropping on bandcamp? I’d rather buy there than thru itunes or amazon
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@illuminatihotties.bsky.social hey when is the five years free digital album dropping on bandcamp? I’d rather buy there than thru itunes or amazon
Lol, i sneak away from the family to the downstairs toilet, and they all come down here anyway 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Lol, i sneak away from the family to the downstairs toilet, and they all come down here anyway 🙄
Lol The Chair Company is going full Beau is Afraid
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Lol The Chair Company is going full Beau is Afraid
@netflix.com face when one of their movies does well theatrically
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@netflix.com face when one of their movies does well theatrically
Someone said i dance like this and i have never forgiven them youtu.be/nJROKaZJgbI?...
KXVO Pumpkin Dance ORIGINAL
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October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Someone said i dance like this and i have never forgiven them youtu.be/nJROKaZJgbI?...
Is the Housemaid trailer the fastest turnaround for hit song to be turned into a haunting stripped back version? Please Please Please hasnt even made it to annoying yet
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Is the Housemaid trailer the fastest turnaround for hit song to be turned into a haunting stripped back version? Please Please Please hasnt even made it to annoying yet
Wait so is Eggerland part of Kirby canon now?
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wait so is Eggerland part of Kirby canon now?
Peacemaker rules, why isnt everyone watching this show
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Peacemaker rules, why isnt everyone watching this show
remember Tiananmen Square?
September 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
remember Tiananmen Square?
Am i the only one who was ecstatic for all these nintendo announcements? Im STOKED to play Galaxy 2 on Switch. I bought my original copy for the Wii for 50 bucks nearly 15 years ago. I dont own a wii but i have incredibly easy access to one. 40 seems reasonable
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Am i the only one who was ecstatic for all these nintendo announcements? Im STOKED to play Galaxy 2 on Switch. I bought my original copy for the Wii for 50 bucks nearly 15 years ago. I dont own a wii but i have incredibly easy access to one. 40 seems reasonable
That Jalen “Sprite” ad is unhinged; who the hell drinks a Sprite AND a Sprite Zero at the same time
September 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That Jalen “Sprite” ad is unhinged; who the hell drinks a Sprite AND a Sprite Zero at the same time
Even though i say ACAB, i guess i don’t literally mean all cops are bastards. However, i do believe the job of “being a cop” is a job for bastards - and by that logic being a cop is what bastards do… so yeah, its just easier to say ACAB
September 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Even though i say ACAB, i guess i don’t literally mean all cops are bastards. However, i do believe the job of “being a cop” is a job for bastards - and by that logic being a cop is what bastards do… so yeah, its just easier to say ACAB
RFK Jr, more like Really Fuckin kBad at his job
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
RFK Jr, more like Really Fuckin kBad at his job
Ive literally never listened to Aurora, but i keep being served clips of her saying and doing quirky things - not the actual music
August 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ive literally never listened to Aurora, but i keep being served clips of her saying and doing quirky things - not the actual music
Don’t talk to me or my son until we’ve had our coffee
August 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don’t talk to me or my son until we’ve had our coffee
Based on the toilet seats i’ve seen, clearly not enough people clean the TOP of their ass crack
August 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Based on the toilet seats i’ve seen, clearly not enough people clean the TOP of their ass crack
Chance just let me buy your album digitally
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Chance just let me buy your album digitally
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Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish theonion.com/area-ma...
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish theonion.com/area-ma...
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"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
Lol my neighbor’s music so loud i can Shazam it while on the toilet
August 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lol my neighbor’s music so loud i can Shazam it while on the toilet
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Look, say what you will about my subconscious - but when i actively keep clicking “show less like this,” and i keep being fed the same shit, if not more of it - then something is wrong with the algo @bsky.app
August 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Look, say what you will about my subconscious - but when i actively keep clicking “show less like this,” and i keep being fed the same shit, if not more of it - then something is wrong with the algo @bsky.app
You ain’t real if you havent drunk coffee whilst taking a shit
July 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You ain’t real if you havent drunk coffee whilst taking a shit