Jacob Buchanan
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Jacob Buchanan
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Writer, cinema/technology enthusiast, and dog dad.
Pretty!
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Amen.
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mannnn you guys have the coolest flag too. I’ve got stupid Arizona’s flag.
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
To clarify: the potato doesn't sexually abuse people.
October 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He has a similar IQ to that of a potato. And I'd still vote for the actual potato instead.
October 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Who gives a shit why he does any of the crazy shit he does? Dude should've been on a political chopping block the moment he announced his candidacy.
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
However. You CAN TRY to quit and fail. And that's totally ok.
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well yeah. That's kinda how it goes. There's no such thing as not going cold turkey on an abusive substance. You don't taper off cigarettes until you "finally stopped smoking". You either still smoke or you don't.
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Seems reasonable, God.
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Are they like children’s schools or like military academies? I’m just curious what the age bracket would be cause I didn’t even know military bases have schools. TIL lol.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This one made me laugh out loud.
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The sweet old lady one is badass. She was like “never been to a protest but fuck this guy in particular.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
God bless this stupid country lmao
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bigger rally than Trump’s inauguration that’s for sure lol.
October 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
THE HORROR!
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My mom in a nutshell. (Me loving horror movies lmao.)
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
For some reason immediately reminded me of Swiss Family Robinson.
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Seems about right.
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sometimes I wish Left 4 Dead 2 was full of xenomorphs instead of zombies. Oh, wait. You can do that.
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by Jacob Buchanan
I found the head of Antifa. 🤫
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM