Mark S
@jacobs-ladder71.bsky.social
Scouser. Still live in Liverpool. Have shit mental health. LFC & Toronto Raptors/Blue Jays fan. Was on Twitter/X as @jacobs_ladder71 but not any longer. And if you're still on there... WHY??!!
No DM's please, unless I specifically tell you that you can.
No DM's please, unless I specifically tell you that you can.
This guy clearly thinks I’m thick if I’m going to fall for that.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This guy clearly thinks I’m thick if I’m going to fall for that.
"Mr President, the A**enal fans are moaning again".
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Mr President, the A**enal fans are moaning again".
Watched this today. It’s very good. It’s really very good indeed. Asif Kapadia has such a knack for making these kind of films perfect.
Best thing I can say about it is that you need not be a football fan to have to enjoy it.
Best thing I can say about it is that you need not be a football fan to have to enjoy it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Watched this today. It’s very good. It’s really very good indeed. Asif Kapadia has such a knack for making these kind of films perfect.
Best thing I can say about it is that you need not be a football fan to have to enjoy it.
Best thing I can say about it is that you need not be a football fan to have to enjoy it.
Yep.
I mean, why would anyone give up NOW? We're a point behind City. TWENTY-EIGHT games to go. City are still termed as title contenders. Us being a point behind them doesn't make us lesser contenders. No sirree Bob.
I don't give a fuck what the likes of Jamie O'Hara say. And neither should you.
I mean, why would anyone give up NOW? We're a point behind City. TWENTY-EIGHT games to go. City are still termed as title contenders. Us being a point behind them doesn't make us lesser contenders. No sirree Bob.
I don't give a fuck what the likes of Jamie O'Hara say. And neither should you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yep.
I mean, why would anyone give up NOW? We're a point behind City. TWENTY-EIGHT games to go. City are still termed as title contenders. Us being a point behind them doesn't make us lesser contenders. No sirree Bob.
I don't give a fuck what the likes of Jamie O'Hara say. And neither should you.
I mean, why would anyone give up NOW? We're a point behind City. TWENTY-EIGHT games to go. City are still termed as title contenders. Us being a point behind them doesn't make us lesser contenders. No sirree Bob.
I don't give a fuck what the likes of Jamie O'Hara say. And neither should you.
I've fixed that for you, Guardian. Do better yourselves next time.
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've fixed that for you, Guardian. Do better yourselves next time.
Post you from a different era.
I miss having that hair, I won't lie...
I miss having that hair, I won't lie...
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Post you from a different era.
I miss having that hair, I won't lie...
I miss having that hair, I won't lie...
I've contributed to that "lots of this" as well... got a good feeling about this...
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've contributed to that "lots of this" as well... got a good feeling about this...
Frankly, Liverpool are lucky to have nil. They’ve been atrocious.
They can’t be any worse in the second half. That’s about the only positive I can take from that half (apart from Alisson showing why he’s the best in the world).
They can’t be any worse in the second half. That’s about the only positive I can take from that half (apart from Alisson showing why he’s the best in the world).
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Frankly, Liverpool are lucky to have nil. They’ve been atrocious.
They can’t be any worse in the second half. That’s about the only positive I can take from that half (apart from Alisson showing why he’s the best in the world).
They can’t be any worse in the second half. That’s about the only positive I can take from that half (apart from Alisson showing why he’s the best in the world).
If my auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle.
September 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If my auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle.
Fuck you, ABC.
America, you’re NEVER going to get your shit together ever again, are you?
America, you’re NEVER going to get your shit together ever again, are you?
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fuck you, ABC.
America, you’re NEVER going to get your shit together ever again, are you?
America, you’re NEVER going to get your shit together ever again, are you?
You can have a clip of him losing it after Virgil's goal for the time being.
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You can have a clip of him losing it after Virgil's goal for the time being.
NO, @theguardian.com - just FUCKING NO. He's not also known as Y*Xley-Lenn*n - THAT'S his name. He's also "known" as T*mmy R*binson. If you're going to report on him, at least have the decency to tell the fucking facts.
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
NO, @theguardian.com - just FUCKING NO. He's not also known as Y*Xley-Lenn*n - THAT'S his name. He's also "known" as T*mmy R*binson. If you're going to report on him, at least have the decency to tell the fucking facts.
No shit, Sherlock…
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No shit, Sherlock…
On another note… adidas - you’ve done good. You’ve done very good.
It also means that I can now do an impression of the Italian flag.
It also means that I can now do an impression of the Italian flag.
September 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
On another note… adidas - you’ve done good. You’ve done very good.
It also means that I can now do an impression of the Italian flag.
It also means that I can now do an impression of the Italian flag.
Yep. It’s a keeper, alright.
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Yep. It’s a keeper, alright.
You tell ‘em, Mo. You fucking tell ‘em, son.
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You tell ‘em, Mo. You fucking tell ‘em, son.
Oh what a pity.
Just off to get some bunting.
Just off to get some bunting.
September 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh what a pity.
Just off to get some bunting.
Just off to get some bunting.
To be fair, it's better than what The Cesc Fabregas Show was.
September 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
To be fair, it's better than what The Cesc Fabregas Show was.
Amazing how many people have completely failed to recognise that he's being completely flippant with this tweet.
Then again, maybe people DO want rules against competent & sustainable ownership.
Then again, maybe people DO want rules against competent & sustainable ownership.
September 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Amazing how many people have completely failed to recognise that he's being completely flippant with this tweet.
Then again, maybe people DO want rules against competent & sustainable ownership.
Then again, maybe people DO want rules against competent & sustainable ownership.
Just watched (without having ever read the book) “The Thursday Murder Club”… enjoyable enough in its own way, but all rather a bit twee, really.
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just watched (without having ever read the book) “The Thursday Murder Club”… enjoyable enough in its own way, but all rather a bit twee, really.
Forgot it was the Champions League draw. Probably a good thing, really.
That could have been better as well. Could've been worse, sure, but could've been better.
That could have been better as well. Could've been worse, sure, but could've been better.
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Forgot it was the Champions League draw. Probably a good thing, really.
That could have been better as well. Could've been worse, sure, but could've been better.
That could have been better as well. Could've been worse, sure, but could've been better.
Got asked by a guy who I work with if I wanted this… it’s an official match programme from the 1985 European Cup final between Liverpool & Juventus at Heysel.
It feels really strange reading a programme for a game for football, for which football is the last thing that the game is remembered for.
It feels really strange reading a programme for a game for football, for which football is the last thing that the game is remembered for.
August 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Got asked by a guy who I work with if I wanted this… it’s an official match programme from the 1985 European Cup final between Liverpool & Juventus at Heysel.
It feels really strange reading a programme for a game for football, for which football is the last thing that the game is remembered for.
It feels really strange reading a programme for a game for football, for which football is the last thing that the game is remembered for.