jACAB
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Slipped on pee pee at a Costco; got myself a fifty-three thousand dollar settlement
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Who cares that it isn’t a great idea? At least it’s an idea that would help some people. It’s an idea that will evolve once implemented. It’s an idea that will work in conjunction with other community-oriented ideas. I really need all of us to step it up here.
August 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who cares that it isn’t a great idea? At least it’s an idea that would help some people. It’s an idea that will evolve once implemented. It’s an idea that will work in conjunction with other community-oriented ideas. I really need all of us to step it up here.
What if orcas sinking boats is just the whale equivalent of cow tipping…
Just a bunch of frat whales getting rowdy
Just a bunch of frat whales getting rowdy
July 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What if orcas sinking boats is just the whale equivalent of cow tipping…
Just a bunch of frat whales getting rowdy
Just a bunch of frat whales getting rowdy
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Passing legislation that violates Indigenous rights, spits on privacy, and now, appeasing Trump.
Why the fuck did we want Carney again?
Why the fuck did we want Carney again?
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Passing legislation that violates Indigenous rights, spits on privacy, and now, appeasing Trump.
Why the fuck did we want Carney again?
Why the fuck did we want Carney again?
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It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!
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You know they call it "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn and every other type of corn, corn off the cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch" but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch all together"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You know they call it "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn and every other type of corn, corn off the cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch" but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch all together"
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#ConvictedFelonDonaldTrump is a freaking 🤡🤡🤡
May 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
#ConvictedFelonDonaldTrump is a freaking 🤡🤡🤡
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I would flood the zone with this one.
I’d put it on flags, tshirts, red caps, fly it in boat parades, fly it from my Harley when I’m in Sturgis, hell, I’d even paint it on the water tower!
8647
I would flood the zone with this one.
I’d put it on flags, tshirts, red caps, fly it in boat parades, fly it from my Harley when I’m in Sturgis, hell, I’d even paint it on the water tower!
8647
May 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
8647
I would flood the zone with this one.
I’d put it on flags, tshirts, red caps, fly it in boat parades, fly it from my Harley when I’m in Sturgis, hell, I’d even paint it on the water tower!
8647
I would flood the zone with this one.
I’d put it on flags, tshirts, red caps, fly it in boat parades, fly it from my Harley when I’m in Sturgis, hell, I’d even paint it on the water tower!
8647
Nathan fielder either belongs in jail or is this generations greatest reality tv producer
May 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Nathan fielder either belongs in jail or is this generations greatest reality tv producer
No youre crying!!
May 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
No youre crying!!
“Too many men” penalty is actually hilarious
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Too many men” penalty is actually hilarious
At the rate he’s going, melon husks Mussolini picture is going to be a super long line
May 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
At the rate he’s going, melon husks Mussolini picture is going to be a super long line
I live across from my polling station and I can confirm it was super busy Friday. Solid turnout Saturday too. We love to see it!
The long weekend definitely helps. Sorry pp
The long weekend definitely helps. Sorry pp
Good news, advance polls are busy across Canada. 🇨🇦! The more people that vote, the better!
April 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I live across from my polling station and I can confirm it was super busy Friday. Solid turnout Saturday too. We love to see it!
The long weekend definitely helps. Sorry pp
The long weekend definitely helps. Sorry pp
What a joke. One side doesn’t “declare” a cease fire. CNN ur shit
JUST IN: Russian President Vladimir Putin declares an "Easter truce" in his war in Ukraine. Fighting will pause until Monday, he says: cnn.it/3RVb41F
Putin declares brief ‘Easter truce’ in war with Ukraine | CNN
Russian President Vladimir Putin has on Saturday declared an “Easter truce” in Russia’s war on Ukraine.
cnn.it
April 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What a joke. One side doesn’t “declare” a cease fire. CNN ur shit
This is actually so important right now. Most of the business leader have chosen comply in advance which has laid a red carpet for total fascism
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is actually so important right now. Most of the business leader have chosen comply in advance which has laid a red carpet for total fascism
Wow someone spoke for 24 hours 🙄
All the cokeheads I’ve know do this multiple days a week
All the cokeheads I’ve know do this multiple days a week
April 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Wow someone spoke for 24 hours 🙄
All the cokeheads I’ve know do this multiple days a week
All the cokeheads I’ve know do this multiple days a week
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To be fair, I do have a lot of balls in my closet where I do not hide since I am “openly lesbian,” largely due to my four kids who have all manner of 🏈 , ⚾️ , 🏀 , ⚽️, 🎾 and just your basic rubber balls.
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
To be fair, I do have a lot of balls in my closet where I do not hide since I am “openly lesbian,” largely due to my four kids who have all manner of 🏈 , ⚾️ , 🏀 , ⚽️, 🎾 and just your basic rubber balls.
Mark zuckerberg truly deserves to be tortured every day of his life as punishment for the psychopathic hell he unleashed with Facebook
March 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mark zuckerberg truly deserves to be tortured every day of his life as punishment for the psychopathic hell he unleashed with Facebook