Jacob Adler
jacobadler.bsky.social
Jacob Adler
@jacobadler.bsky.social
californian
Montgomery County, MD legend
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We can’t rule out that it’s Christine Brennan
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If you told me a restaurant I lived a block from won an award, finding out it was Del Rossi’s instead of Suya Suya would have me doing a spit take
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you’re paying American healthcare prices, she should be your best friend and conclude every appointment with a happy ending and a smile.
Then you MIGHT be getting value for dollar.
October 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Jamm aged well
July 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
+1 on Monk’s
July 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
@grok is this true
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Worth noting for this case they invested in Twitter 15 years ago, and rolled over their shares

online.wsj.com/article/SB10...
Saudi Prince Buys $300 Million Stake in Twitter
Saudi Arabia's Prince Alwaleed bin Talal announced the purchase of a $300 million investment in Twitter, expanding his media empire into social-media sites and giving the billionaire a stake in an onl...
online.wsj.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
checks out
June 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Saw a guy in LA last night wearing a bored ape jacket. Did a double take
June 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Passed a guy on the bike path yesterday who was wobbling around because his right hand was on the handlebars and left was holding his phone (which he was watching)
May 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Thinking about the time my management class’s exam had an essay with prompt “Elon Musk is very upset with rumors inside Tesla that he is anti-union. Write an internal memo for him to correct the record.”
May 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The MSM didn’t cover this happening even more frequently under the Biden admin
May 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Destiny of the Republic had me so mad at Robert Todd Lincoln
May 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
when someone asks you for the 1000th time if you’re the anti-aging guy
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I miss the days of 2018ish unlv gym pickup basketball
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is a helpful study resource

www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/could...
April 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I will never forget that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
April 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
*me, missing the point* TEETH, TEETH, TEETH
March 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just found out my mentor, the legendary figure who taught me everything I know, is the one behind the sinister plot I’ve been unraveling 👎
February 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This wins the internet 🤣🤣🤣
January 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM