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On this day 17 years ago, Ctrl+Alt+Del posted the Loss comic strip.
June 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
On this day 17 years ago, Ctrl+Alt+Del posted the Loss comic strip.
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Saquon Barkley spending his offseason palling around with Trump, speaking at a Christian get-rich-quick arena event, and doing a Madden 26 promo at the cheesesteak place once** notorious for its “This is AMERICA. When ordering, speak English" sign is quite the triple crown.
**Removed for DNC 2016.
**Removed for DNC 2016.
June 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Saquon Barkley spending his offseason palling around with Trump, speaking at a Christian get-rich-quick arena event, and doing a Madden 26 promo at the cheesesteak place once** notorious for its “This is AMERICA. When ordering, speak English" sign is quite the triple crown.
**Removed for DNC 2016.
**Removed for DNC 2016.
I’d make Jill Biden squirt fr
May 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’d make Jill Biden squirt fr
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I’ve got an idea that’ll save us time AND money
May 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’ve got an idea that’ll save us time AND money
I have a fetish for finding giveaways in old media from the 90s and trying to redeem them
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have a fetish for finding giveaways in old media from the 90s and trying to redeem them
Before I take this dick pic should I put it in a hotdog bun
May 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Before I take this dick pic should I put it in a hotdog bun
It’s kinda wild to me that when most kids are bored, they go to the mall or the river. I get to go to Disney when I’m bored just to kill time. Orlando kinda fucking rules sometimes.
May 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s kinda wild to me that when most kids are bored, they go to the mall or the river. I get to go to Disney when I’m bored just to kill time. Orlando kinda fucking rules sometimes.
Republicans would gladly let Trump take a shit in their mouth if it meant a Democrat had to smell it
May 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Republicans would gladly let Trump take a shit in their mouth if it meant a Democrat had to smell it
I either wear 8” full grain leather steel toe work boots, or crocs. Nothing inbetween
May 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I either wear 8” full grain leather steel toe work boots, or crocs. Nothing inbetween
Among the Eagles not at the White House today:
• Jalen Hurts
• AJ Brown
• DeVonta Smith
• Brandon Graham
• Darius Slay
• Nolan Smith
• Jordan Davis
• Jalen Carter
• CJ Gardner-Johnson
• Zack Baun
• Nakobe Dean
• Isaiah Rodgers
• Jalyx Hunt
• Josh Sweat
• Jalen Hurts
• AJ Brown
• DeVonta Smith
• Brandon Graham
• Darius Slay
• Nolan Smith
• Jordan Davis
• Jalen Carter
• CJ Gardner-Johnson
• Zack Baun
• Nakobe Dean
• Isaiah Rodgers
• Jalyx Hunt
• Josh Sweat
April 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So fucking disappointed in Barkley and DeJean
April 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So fucking disappointed in Barkley and DeJean
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I was so proud of them on February 8, 2025. But today I am even more proud of:
Jalen Hurts
A J Brown
Devonta Smith
Brandon Graham
Darius Slay
Nolan Smith
Jordan Davis
Jalen Carter
CJ Gardner-Johnson
Zack Baun
Nakobe Dean
Isaiah Rodgers
Jalyn Hunt
Josh Sweat
Jalen Hurts
A J Brown
Devonta Smith
Brandon Graham
Darius Slay
Nolan Smith
Jordan Davis
Jalen Carter
CJ Gardner-Johnson
Zack Baun
Nakobe Dean
Isaiah Rodgers
Jalyn Hunt
Josh Sweat
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I was so proud of them on February 8, 2025. But today I am even more proud of:
Jalen Hurts
A J Brown
Devonta Smith
Brandon Graham
Darius Slay
Nolan Smith
Jordan Davis
Jalen Carter
CJ Gardner-Johnson
Zack Baun
Nakobe Dean
Isaiah Rodgers
Jalyn Hunt
Josh Sweat
Jalen Hurts
A J Brown
Devonta Smith
Brandon Graham
Darius Slay
Nolan Smith
Jordan Davis
Jalen Carter
CJ Gardner-Johnson
Zack Baun
Nakobe Dean
Isaiah Rodgers
Jalyn Hunt
Josh Sweat
• Jalen Hurts • AJ Brown • DeVonta Smith • Brandon Graham • Darius Slay • Nolan Smith • Jordan Davis • Jalen Carter • CJ Gardner-Johnson • Zack Baun • Nakobe Dean • Isaiah Rodgers • Jalyx Hunt • Josh Sweat
The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump
The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
• Jalen Hurts • AJ Brown • DeVonta Smith • Brandon Graham • Darius Slay • Nolan Smith • Jordan Davis • Jalen Carter • CJ Gardner-Johnson • Zack Baun • Nakobe Dean • Isaiah Rodgers • Jalyx Hunt • Josh Sweat
The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump
The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump
god fucking damnit man
ah my sweet summer rock head
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
god fucking damnit man
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I mean if nothing else, a curious individual would look at the efforts to strip funding for schools and activities for the children that his foundation allegedly aims to support. If nothing else, that should give you some pause
April 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I mean if nothing else, a curious individual would look at the efforts to strip funding for schools and activities for the children that his foundation allegedly aims to support. If nothing else, that should give you some pause
Knew I shoulda got a Brandom Graham 55 jersey instead of a Barkley jersey last year.
April 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Knew I shoulda got a Brandom Graham 55 jersey instead of a Barkley jersey last year.
Anybody enters my house unannounced is getting shot. Believe that
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?! 👇
A. Fucking. Memo. ✨
A. Fucking. Memo. ✨
April 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Anybody enters my house unannounced is getting shot. Believe that
Anybody hiring remote IT support?
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Anybody hiring remote IT support?
Also Expedition 33 is great so far
April 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Also Expedition 33 is great so far
There’s something truly special about gym influencers who only share clips of their ass and legs in form fitting spandex complaining about people sexualizing their content. Takes a truly special kind of person.
April 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There’s something truly special about gym influencers who only share clips of their ass and legs in form fitting spandex complaining about people sexualizing their content. Takes a truly special kind of person.
Job interview for an airport ramp agent tomorrow. Pay sucks but it’ll be better than sitting behind a desk all day. Kinda miss working outdoors with a team.
April 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Job interview for an airport ramp agent tomorrow. Pay sucks but it’ll be better than sitting behind a desk all day. Kinda miss working outdoors with a team.
