quirked up jacob
@jacob-the-gamer.bsky.social
breaking my rusty cage rn
John Pork is real???
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
John Pork is real???
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they’re putting tariffs on the labubus
September 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
they’re putting tariffs on the labubus
leftist vegan baddie kills you with a plant-based pussy
September 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
leftist vegan baddie kills you with a plant-based pussy
I need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death
September 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death
deriving novelty from the inherent entropy of the universe
(my cat swatting at a toy on a string)
(my cat swatting at a toy on a string)
June 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
deriving novelty from the inherent entropy of the universe
(my cat swatting at a toy on a string)
(my cat swatting at a toy on a string)
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These hoes thick as fuck.
May 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
These hoes thick as fuck.
it's hard to be dudeperfect these days :-\
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it's hard to be dudeperfect these days :-\
my dick is officially off the grid
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my dick is officially off the grid
If any of my clothing says 'Hand Wash Only' then I'm ONLY using my HANDS to put it in the WASHing machine
February 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If any of my clothing says 'Hand Wash Only' then I'm ONLY using my HANDS to put it in the WASHing machine
nothing beats the original DS library
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
nothing beats the original DS library
"toastcrunchification" is a form of convergent evolution in which non-toastcrunch lifeforms slowly evolve into a toastcrunch-like cellular structure
QED: Totino's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Rolls
QED: Totino's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Rolls
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"toastcrunchification" is a form of convergent evolution in which non-toastcrunch lifeforms slowly evolve into a toastcrunch-like cellular structure
QED: Totino's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Rolls
QED: Totino's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Rolls
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I hope the economy crashes
February 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I hope the economy crashes
I'm the woker, baby!
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm the woker, baby!
Men used to write poetry when they couldn't get laid.
December 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Men used to write poetry when they couldn't get laid.
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Wait why isn't Mr. Blue sky by electric light orchestra (1977) not playing every time I open this app?
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Wait why isn't Mr. Blue sky by electric light orchestra (1977) not playing every time I open this app?
local bean boy in shambles
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
local bean boy in shambles
cookie-gremlin daughter or soy-boy son?
December 6, 2024 at 1:55 AM
cookie-gremlin daughter or soy-boy son?
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self-described "spouse-pilled" "wife-cel"
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
self-described "spouse-pilled" "wife-cel"
the wyrms are back
December 6, 2024 at 1:51 AM
the wyrms are back
we're the Costco Guys, of course we aid and abet in the assassination of health insurance executives!
December 6, 2024 at 1:47 AM
we're the Costco Guys, of course we aid and abet in the assassination of health insurance executives!
Hey Google search for "Local Gamers Near Me"
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Hey Google search for "Local Gamers Near Me"
Ken Jennings could beat the shit out of Colin Jost and I hope he does
December 6, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Ken Jennings could beat the shit out of Colin Jost and I hope he does
