Next Stop Dystopia
@jackyakovich.bsky.social
Society is well on track to go off the rails.
Follow me for more mixed metaphors and moderate mentation.
Follow me for more mixed metaphors and moderate mentation.
Kids are human? Humans are bastards! They need to be screamed at and belittled!
Seriously though, post military service, so-called bullies are amateurs...
Seriously though, post military service, so-called bullies are amateurs...
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Kids are human? Humans are bastards! They need to be screamed at and belittled!
Seriously though, post military service, so-called bullies are amateurs...
Seriously though, post military service, so-called bullies are amateurs...
On what planet does this happen? OK, maybe it's a cultural thing as here in Australia, our girls will cut you to the bone and we love it!
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
On what planet does this happen? OK, maybe it's a cultural thing as here in Australia, our girls will cut you to the bone and we love it!
While I'd technically agree, the term "sheep' is something a sheep would use. Bah, you can't pull the wool over my eyes in trying to ram this home!
May 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
While I'd technically agree, the term "sheep' is something a sheep would use. Bah, you can't pull the wool over my eyes in trying to ram this home!
More and more each day I look around me and think, "This shit can't be real!"
Are we certain this isn't some sort of 'Truman Show'?
Could 'The Matrix' be an actual thing?
#auspol #PeterDutton #Albo
Are we certain this isn't some sort of 'Truman Show'?
Could 'The Matrix' be an actual thing?
#auspol #PeterDutton #Albo
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
More and more each day I look around me and think, "This shit can't be real!"
Are we certain this isn't some sort of 'Truman Show'?
Could 'The Matrix' be an actual thing?
#auspol #PeterDutton #Albo
Are we certain this isn't some sort of 'Truman Show'?
Could 'The Matrix' be an actual thing?
#auspol #PeterDutton #Albo
Or you could teach your kids that words are just words, simple utterances or squiggles on a piece of paper. The reality is they have no power, only what you give them.
January 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Or you could teach your kids that words are just words, simple utterances or squiggles on a piece of paper. The reality is they have no power, only what you give them.
Chicks with a sense of humour, (and a lazy billion), are hot!
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Chicks with a sense of humour, (and a lazy billion), are hot!
Everyone is getting their panties in a twist about Elon Musk's supposed "Nazi salute". Personally, I reckon he's simply trolling as only a multibillionaire can, or most likely, there's a simpler, less sinister explanation, or maybe we ARE all in for a hell of a ride!
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Everyone is getting their panties in a twist about Elon Musk's supposed "Nazi salute". Personally, I reckon he's simply trolling as only a multibillionaire can, or most likely, there's a simpler, less sinister explanation, or maybe we ARE all in for a hell of a ride!
I say I'm not a fan of cats but this cat is alright as long as it buys its own darts.
I posted this amazing print by Danial Ryan recently that we have framed in our house and someone told me AT LENGTH that having it and posting means I don't care about animals. www.etsy.com/listing/1798...
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I say I'm not a fan of cats but this cat is alright as long as it buys its own darts.
I'm getting really bored with all this Australia Day and Invasion Day crap, as it's all totally pointless. Change the date, don't change the date, either way it won't unite anyone, as idiots on one side or the other will still have their nose out of joint. Let's just get back to not giving a stuff.
January 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm getting really bored with all this Australia Day and Invasion Day crap, as it's all totally pointless. Change the date, don't change the date, either way it won't unite anyone, as idiots on one side or the other will still have their nose out of joint. Let's just get back to not giving a stuff.
You know the world has gone to shit when Ellen DeGeneres' lesbian grandmother starts doxing Darwin's dick!
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You know the world has gone to shit when Ellen DeGeneres' lesbian grandmother starts doxing Darwin's dick!
With the advent of worldwide online public forums, you'd think the art of logical discussion and lively debate would flourish but ironically the complete reverse has happened! It's a weird but fascinating phenomenon. I just wish I could find someone online to talk to about it.
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
With the advent of worldwide online public forums, you'd think the art of logical discussion and lively debate would flourish but ironically the complete reverse has happened! It's a weird but fascinating phenomenon. I just wish I could find someone online to talk to about it.
I was just saying to a mate the other day that the ol' Funnel Wb has gone a bit quiet of late, and I forgot to say, "Touch wood"!
www.reuters.com/science/aust...
www.reuters.com/science/aust...
Australian scientists discover bigger species of deadly funnel web spiders
Australian scientists have discovered a bigger, more venomous species of the Sydney funnel-web spider, one of the world's deadliest.
www.reuters.com
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I was just saying to a mate the other day that the ol' Funnel Wb has gone a bit quiet of late, and I forgot to say, "Touch wood"!
www.reuters.com/science/aust...
www.reuters.com/science/aust...
I'm not saying I'm easily amused but... um... nah, I'm easily amused.
January 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm not saying I'm easily amused but... um... nah, I'm easily amused.
Want to see those who like this meme turn inside out? Just ask them, "If we're living in such hard times, (which Boomers have supposedly created), then when else in human history would you prefer to exist in instead of today?"
It's the perfect loaded question. 😂
It's the perfect loaded question. 😂
January 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Want to see those who like this meme turn inside out? Just ask them, "If we're living in such hard times, (which Boomers have supposedly created), then when else in human history would you prefer to exist in instead of today?"
It's the perfect loaded question. 😂
It's the perfect loaded question. 😂
I've never been able to get my head around why cowards are called "chickens"? Anyone who has ever owned chooks know that if they get the chance, those things will fuck you up!
January 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've never been able to get my head around why cowards are called "chickens"? Anyone who has ever owned chooks know that if they get the chance, those things will fuck you up!
The brainwashed telling the brainwashed they're brainwashed while the brainwashed laughs at the brainwashed for being brainwashed.
January 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The brainwashed telling the brainwashed they're brainwashed while the brainwashed laughs at the brainwashed for being brainwashed.
This perfect example of 'why people should stop taking the Internet so seriously' is amusing on so many levels.
Never mind that this 3rd person telling of a "supposed" story is focusing on an amusing misapprehension of an "angry parent", somehow many see it as a triggering depiction of transphobia?!
Never mind that this 3rd person telling of a "supposed" story is focusing on an amusing misapprehension of an "angry parent", somehow many see it as a triggering depiction of transphobia?!
January 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This perfect example of 'why people should stop taking the Internet so seriously' is amusing on so many levels.
Never mind that this 3rd person telling of a "supposed" story is focusing on an amusing misapprehension of an "angry parent", somehow many see it as a triggering depiction of transphobia?!
Never mind that this 3rd person telling of a "supposed" story is focusing on an amusing misapprehension of an "angry parent", somehow many see it as a triggering depiction of transphobia?!
Stupid meme...
January 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Stupid meme...
Someone was online insisting that us oldies who want grandkids are being selfish towards our own children. I argued it was just plain and simple revenge.
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Someone was online insisting that us oldies who want grandkids are being selfish towards our own children. I argued it was just plain and simple revenge.
I've recently discovered Facebook "authors", as in their page is titled '[Insert Name]-Author' and aren't they a special little bunch! Did you know that people "hate" romance novels, not because it's vapid cookie cutter tripe, but because the genre's creators and consumers are mainly female.
December 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I've recently discovered Facebook "authors", as in their page is titled '[Insert Name]-Author' and aren't they a special little bunch! Did you know that people "hate" romance novels, not because it's vapid cookie cutter tripe, but because the genre's creators and consumers are mainly female.
I grab my Christmas memes during the Boxing Day sales!
December 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I grab my Christmas memes during the Boxing Day sales!
Well it is kinda funny that a capitalist go-getter had to show the socialist revolutionaries how to revolt. And the fantasy lives on as apparently all the other prisoners love and respect him and he's not been clackered by any of them at all! Bless...
December 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Well it is kinda funny that a capitalist go-getter had to show the socialist revolutionaries how to revolt. And the fantasy lives on as apparently all the other prisoners love and respect him and he's not been clackered by any of them at all! Bless...
C'mon kids, what could possibly go wrong...
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
C'mon kids, what could possibly go wrong...
Does anyone else think it's a bit weird that the "Folk Hero" of those opposed to "privileged white guys" is himself a "privileged white guy"?
December 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Does anyone else think it's a bit weird that the "Folk Hero" of those opposed to "privileged white guys" is himself a "privileged white guy"?