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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I love when I get requests at work for what it would take to do something "ASAP," particularly when those tasks already have my full focus. Oh, I'm sorry, I previously was doing it slowly just for fun, so now that I know you want it quickly definitely everything will change
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE WAS A PHYSICAL VERSION OF BALATRO THAT I COULD PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS
The first card game rules I've seen that suggest offering your soul as part of a deal

This is an physical card game inspired by Balatro, called Fukuzatsu
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The first card game rules I've seen that suggest offering your soul as part of a deal

This is an physical card game inspired by Balatro, called Fukuzatsu
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Walz: "They are paying contractors to pay down the East Wing but they're not putting money into the food bank. So if there's a sense of frustration in America, it's very real ... when the White House press secretary said their top priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT THEIR ALBUM IS FINALLY OUT???
New Big Thief album is very nice! First one I’ve liked since “Two Hands.” Feels like you could have it on while making baked pasta and a spinach salad with balsamic vinaigrette (complimentary). Not sure how this would be more divisive than a double album with a song about a potato.
September 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I did not know baby cranes were this cute.

(The adults are scary but this is redeeming them)
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is comedy legal again yet or no
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.

America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.

Watch and share his message.
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm starting to realize I don't know what a pretzel is.
today on Will It Pretzel: store-bought pie dough

12/10 will pretzel again
June 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it
March 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*before realizing the bug doesn't actually exist and the code was working as designed before
im a 10x engineer because ill try the same three non-solutions ten times before switching to a less lightweight library that works
March 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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as a software engineer my biggest fear is that a malevolent penguin will surreptitiously activate the evil mode that I embed in all my work
December 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM