Rich
@jackvsjose.bsky.social
Not bad, how are you?
May be monitored for quality and training purposes.
May be monitored for quality and training purposes.
This cold is a treat. I’ve got to experience the feeling of having a brick lodged behind my eyes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This cold is a treat. I’ve got to experience the feeling of having a brick lodged behind my eyes.
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Pretty confident I’d be in with a decent shout tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Pretty confident I’d be in with a decent shout tbh.
Tried socks before pants after a shower this morning, and NO.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Tried socks before pants after a shower this morning, and NO.
Adulthood is also endless jars and containers you have to clean out for recycling.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Adulthood is also endless jars and containers you have to clean out for recycling.
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
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This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
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![@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreialamhqwi5ukvc5s2hvbpuofiltysnogvfr6kqcy7cj4ye6alqkau@jpeg)
Time to pack the phone away for a while. Looking bleak out there kids.
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Time to pack the phone away for a while. Looking bleak out there kids.
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My favourite word for “slow motion”from another language is the German Zeitlupe. It means “time magnifying glass”
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My favourite word for “slow motion”from another language is the German Zeitlupe. It means “time magnifying glass”
Very excited to open all my pre-pre-pre-Black Friday sale emails this morning.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Very excited to open all my pre-pre-pre-Black Friday sale emails this morning.
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On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
Welcome to the Labour Party Arms. Let me pour you a pint.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Welcome to the Labour Party Arms. Let me pour you a pint.
Not saying we should euthanise people, but…
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Not saying we should euthanise people, but…
Misread that as ‘edging’ and now feel physically sick.
Trump's dollar balancing act may hinge on hedging reut.rs/4nOVv9t
Trump's dollar balancing act may hinge on hedging
The Trump administration scored a surprise win-win this year, as Wall Street boomed while the dollar fizzled. But a repeat next year is unlikely as the root of that sweet spot, dollar hedging, may be missing.
reut.rs
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Misread that as ‘edging’ and now feel physically sick.
Never mind keeping me dry, for £600 I want it to make me breakfast and wipe my arse.
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Never mind keeping me dry, for £600 I want it to make me breakfast and wipe my arse.
Imagine if someone with the surname Ball becomes a football manager…
Maybe we’ll finally stop this stupid thing when it’s Ball-ball?
Maybe we’ll finally stop this stupid thing when it’s Ball-ball?
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Imagine if someone with the surname Ball becomes a football manager…
Maybe we’ll finally stop this stupid thing when it’s Ball-ball?
Maybe we’ll finally stop this stupid thing when it’s Ball-ball?
SUCH disappointing news about Joey Barton.
a woman wearing a shirt that says sports car on it is laughing
Alt: a woman wearing a shirt that says sports car on it is laughing
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SUCH disappointing news about Joey Barton.
I’m sorry @nytimes.com what the fuck is a people eater? Sometimes I get properly flummoxed by Connections.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m sorry @nytimes.com what the fuck is a people eater? Sometimes I get properly flummoxed by Connections.
Bonny Light Horseman might just be responsible for some of the best music committed to record for the last 5 years. Certainly some of the most gorgeously recorded.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bonny Light Horseman might just be responsible for some of the best music committed to record for the last 5 years. Certainly some of the most gorgeously recorded.
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just had sex i mean watched van de ven's goal
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
just had sex i mean watched van de ven's goal
I don’t have a GIF for that one Joao… 🫶🏼
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t have a GIF for that one Joao… 🫶🏼