I guess they'll have to try the Trump-Washington Monument.

Ask him if Bill Clinton is circumcised.

Begging your pardon, Mr. Kinzinger. But I will not interrupt my enemies while they are attacking each other.

And thanks again for your courage in the face of tyranny.

I would correct and say gay porn movie titles. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is simply a coincidence. Just because Trump is a fascist and would simp for Hitler, doesn't mean he traveled in time to do it.

I think we could just put Trump in prison. I don't think we need to cut off his head.
I am being close-minded?

Of course I do. But the horror stories the hygienist relates to me suggest that 3% is a lie.

He's so deep he doesn't even know what he means.

Bill Maher is the Dennis Miller of Nickelbacks.

Funny, this is one thing about myself that I really like.

Confidently wrong is so Dunning-Kruger.

Trump mentions the 1890s when he talks about tariffs. But a look at that time in America saw massive immigration and the need to protect jobs for those immigrants. It was also a time of enormous income inequality, with millions of people living in squalid conditions in cities and rural areas.

This fascist government wants to purge the military of diversity, and populate it with zealots who are willing to make war on other Americans.
Trump's military will not be used to defend the country from without, but to enforce his rule within.