You’d think a guy who has as much money as he does could, I don’t know, pay someone to do his makeup. But when someone definitely suggested that to him, he almost undoubtedly replied, “Look, nobody knows more about makeup than me.”

I mean it IS a makeup fail, but it isn’t only a makeup fail. His face looks much darker than usual; not so orange. There has to be some kind of shadow at play, but it was also a lazy bronzer job, which is not uncommon for him.

I honestly think it’s both.

Man, there nothing worse than getting a new puppy and having it crack a few weeks later.

How about Calabama?

If you post an AI video of him proposing universal health care, I’m 90% sure he’ll retweet it.

Nice lightsaber, bro.

Expand and this to “Every MAGA in government” and I’ll see what I can do.

Allow me to assist with your model.

Trump is not, and never has been clever. He is a product of wealth that was not self-generated and hired people to help him grow that wealth. I say this as a 49 year old New Yorker who has known of his existence for as long as I can remember.

You should ask ChatGPT for the best way to be obnoxious after it happens, just to see if it gets offended.

According to a new poll, 49% of swing district voters think Trump should be impeached. I can’t foresee a future where that number goes down.

The good news is… no more Mormons!

The gift is a loveseat that reeks of jizz AKA a lovedseat.

That’s a… choice.

Thoughts and prayers

I think in the context of that tweet, he’d be more likely to use beautiful like this:
“I have directed Secretary of War Hegseth to deploy our beautiful National Guard”

“A vampire came up to me… big vampire, strong vampire, tears running down his pallid face and he said, “Sir, you’ve really made America great for the undead again.”