Jackson Keys
@jackson-keys.bsky.social
Disabled, scientific, humanist, gay lives matter 🏳️🌈, married, BLM, Trans Lives Matter 🏳️⚧️, Trekkie, Book and Chocolate addict.
I need the audio book! Cthulhu says gimme! Please?
Ray Porter needs to read it. Sigh. It would be so good.
Ray Porter needs to read it. Sigh. It would be so good.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I need the audio book! Cthulhu says gimme! Please?
Ray Porter needs to read it. Sigh. It would be so good.
Ray Porter needs to read it. Sigh. It would be so good.
I agree with you. But I'm not sure how many writers know that Substack is promoting fascism and Nazi crap. Once it becomes apparent, all my favorite writers will jump platforms. None will tolerate such hate. Though...people still stay on Facebook and Insta even knowing what Meta stands for. Sigh
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I agree with you. But I'm not sure how many writers know that Substack is promoting fascism and Nazi crap. Once it becomes apparent, all my favorite writers will jump platforms. None will tolerate such hate. Though...people still stay on Facebook and Insta even knowing what Meta stands for. Sigh
Merry Christmas! 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎅
Further research is required to optimize hay-to-warp-field conversion efficiency and mitigate potential spacetime destabilization during rapid deceleration events.
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Further research is required to optimize hay-to-warp-field conversion efficiency and mitigate potential spacetime destabilization during rapid deceleration events.
Conclusion
Our findings suggest that a team of nine specially trained reindeer could theoretically generate sufficient exotic matter to propel a spacecraft of approximately 2000 kg to Alpha Centauri in under 4.3 years.
Our findings suggest that a team of nine specially trained reindeer could theoretically generate sufficient exotic matter to propel a spacecraft of approximately 2000 kg to Alpha Centauri in under 4.3 years.
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Conclusion
Our findings suggest that a team of nine specially trained reindeer could theoretically generate sufficient exotic matter to propel a spacecraft of approximately 2000 kg to Alpha Centauri in under 4.3 years.
Our findings suggest that a team of nine specially trained reindeer could theoretically generate sufficient exotic matter to propel a spacecraft of approximately 2000 kg to Alpha Centauri in under 4.3 years.
Key Equations
1. Reindeer Metabolic Warp Field Generation: R(t) = ∫(β^2 * ε_0 * c^2 dt) where β = reindeer speed / c
2. Antler Quantum Entanglement Factor: Q_A = h/(2π) * ∑(n_i * l_i) where n_i = number of tines, l_i = tine length
1. Reindeer Metabolic Warp Field Generation: R(t) = ∫(β^2 * ε_0 * c^2 dt) where β = reindeer speed / c
2. Antler Quantum Entanglement Factor: Q_A = h/(2π) * ∑(n_i * l_i) where n_i = number of tines, l_i = tine length
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Key Equations
1. Reindeer Metabolic Warp Field Generation: R(t) = ∫(β^2 * ε_0 * c^2 dt) where β = reindeer speed / c
2. Antler Quantum Entanglement Factor: Q_A = h/(2π) * ∑(n_i * l_i) where n_i = number of tines, l_i = tine length
1. Reindeer Metabolic Warp Field Generation: R(t) = ∫(β^2 * ε_0 * c^2 dt) where β = reindeer speed / c
2. Antler Quantum Entanglement Factor: Q_A = h/(2π) * ∑(n_i * l_i) where n_i = number of tines, l_i = tine length
Our research demonstrates that the unique metabolic processes of these creatures, when properly harnessed, can produce the necessary negative energy density required for an Alcubierre drive.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Our research demonstrates that the unique metabolic processes of these creatures, when properly harnessed, can produce the necessary negative energy density required for an Alcubierre drive.
Abstract
This groundbreaking study explores the theoretical application of Rangifer tarandus (colloquially known as reindeer) in generating stable warp bubbles for faster-than-light travel.
This groundbreaking study explores the theoretical application of Rangifer tarandus (colloquially known as reindeer) in generating stable warp bubbles for faster-than-light travel.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Abstract
This groundbreaking study explores the theoretical application of Rangifer tarandus (colloquially known as reindeer) in generating stable warp bubbles for faster-than-light travel.
This groundbreaking study explores the theoretical application of Rangifer tarandus (colloquially known as reindeer) in generating stable warp bubbles for faster-than-light travel.
Why? Without consumers, you're talking into a void. If writers change platforms, as seems necessary due to Substack's stance, they need to keep consumers informed. Media is a conversation between writer and reader. You need both to be effective.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why? Without consumers, you're talking into a void. If writers change platforms, as seems necessary due to Substack's stance, they need to keep consumers informed. Media is a conversation between writer and reader. You need both to be effective.
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jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
Not a damn thing. I was reacting to the initial post, not the reactions.
Though, I left Facebook and Insta. Now we have to leave Substack? There must be some place where we can all settle and stay. I will leave when my favorite posters on Substack leave and tell me where to go. ☠️ fascism
Though, I left Facebook and Insta. Now we have to leave Substack? There must be some place where we can all settle and stay. I will leave when my favorite posters on Substack leave and tell me where to go. ☠️ fascism
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not a damn thing. I was reacting to the initial post, not the reactions.
Though, I left Facebook and Insta. Now we have to leave Substack? There must be some place where we can all settle and stay. I will leave when my favorite posters on Substack leave and tell me where to go. ☠️ fascism
Though, I left Facebook and Insta. Now we have to leave Substack? There must be some place where we can all settle and stay. I will leave when my favorite posters on Substack leave and tell me where to go. ☠️ fascism
Not to argue, but look, some of us are too sick, chronically ill, to do anything. All I can do is post on occasion, worry, and write legislators. Some of us need others to fight for us since we don't have the ability to fight for ourselves. I hate it. I want to be out there, too.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not to argue, but look, some of us are too sick, chronically ill, to do anything. All I can do is post on occasion, worry, and write legislators. Some of us need others to fight for us since we don't have the ability to fight for ourselves. I hate it. I want to be out there, too.