For Andrew to be cut out from the succession, it would require an act of parliament and consent from all Commonwealth countries: commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-bri...

When I was on Tinder years ago, a good 10% of women's profiles had that Marilyn Monroe quote. I couldn't work out the subtext. It's not like they were film stars with a glam public persona. They seemed to be saying: "I routinely behave in a selfish manner and you're going to have to put up with it."

We're coming!

I'm still on part two.

She writes the most amazing thank-you cards. I hope you get one for this.

Here's the reason why Marco Pierre White and microwaves are a thing at the moment: www.thetimes.com/uk/society/a...

You may think that I have researched this in too much detail and should be spending my time in Gaza/covering the US election/writing about Robbie Williams's back garden. Please forgive me. I am emerging from this rabbit hole.

I've also found a cutting from the Mirror in 2001 where he says of microwaves: "I think they're very good so long as you understand how to use them correctly. And, yes, I have one at home."

Indeed, in 2008 he claimed that bacon "comes out better in a microwave" than from the grill in an episode of Marco's Great British Feast:

Perhaps coincidentally, in 2007 and 2008 he was the face of Russell Hobbs's microwaves, including one with his name and signature on it: www.shutterstock.com/editorial/im...

Which is odd, because in 2007 he definitely did.
Here he is referring to "my microwave" in his tips for a perfect Christmas dinner:

Although he died thinking he'd gotten away with it, there is some justice in that he will be universally remembered as a terrible human being. That, and people forever spelling his name wrongly.