Jack Malvern
@jackmalvern.bsky.social
Journalist, formerly for The Times.
Will Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor retain his place in the royal line of succession? The Royal Household website hasn't updated its page (it's still calling him the Duke of York there, so it isn't up to date).
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Will Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor retain his place in the royal line of succession? The Royal Household website hasn't updated its page (it's still calling him the Duke of York there, so it isn't up to date).
Crippling cost of childcare.
April 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Crippling cost of childcare.
The Post Office section at the soft play centre in Brentford is equipped with the Horizon system.
February 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Post Office section at the soft play centre in Brentford is equipped with the Horizon system.
No racehorse for me this Christmas
February 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No racehorse for me this Christmas
Peter Rabbit, after the pubs have closed.
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Peter Rabbit, after the pubs have closed.
Storm Bert carnage.
November 23, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Storm Bert carnage.
Indeed, in 2008 he claimed that bacon "comes out better in a microwave" than from the grill in an episode of Marco's Great British Feast:
November 8, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Indeed, in 2008 he claimed that bacon "comes out better in a microwave" than from the grill in an episode of Marco's Great British Feast:
Which is odd, because in 2007 he definitely did.
Here he is referring to "my microwave" in his tips for a perfect Christmas dinner:
Here he is referring to "my microwave" in his tips for a perfect Christmas dinner:
November 8, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Which is odd, because in 2007 he definitely did.
Here he is referring to "my microwave" in his tips for a perfect Christmas dinner:
Here he is referring to "my microwave" in his tips for a perfect Christmas dinner:
Does Marco Pierre White have a microwave? A simple question. Or so you might have thought. Here he is talking to Walesonline in 2018 saying he has never had one:
November 8, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Does Marco Pierre White have a microwave? A simple question. Or so you might have thought. Here he is talking to Walesonline in 2018 saying he has never had one: