Jackal Johnson
@jacklejohnson.bsky.social
Music Producer and stuff.
We gotta send him in to get them out.
March 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We gotta send him in to get them out.
I guess trying to steal White Boy Rick’s look was an error in judgment.
February 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I guess trying to steal White Boy Rick’s look was an error in judgment.
hmmmmm… so this is okay?
February 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
hmmmmm… so this is okay?
Happy Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day.
I wonder if Spider-Man would have the same public appeal if he shot web like a real spider...
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I wonder if Spider-Man would have the same public appeal if he shot web like a real spider...
It looks like Bob Ross threw an artist’s palette at a wall and donald zip lined face first into it.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It looks like Bob Ross threw an artist’s palette at a wall and donald zip lined face first into it.
But this superb owl is everything owl enthusiasts hoped…
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
But this superb owl is everything owl enthusiasts hoped…
Please tell me it was these stairs.
February 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Please tell me it was these stairs.
Punxsutawney Phil watched this before seeing his shadow. So he watched his The Shadow before seeing his shadow. Looks like 12 more weeks of winter!
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Punxsutawney Phil watched this before seeing his shadow. So he watched his The Shadow before seeing his shadow. Looks like 12 more weeks of winter!
Hold up… When did Cap’n Crunch become a safari guide?
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hold up… When did Cap’n Crunch become a safari guide?
1: There’s one state that lives rent free in donald’s head.
2: Mexico has a chance to rename the second most popular Gulf in North America.
2: Mexico has a chance to rename the second most popular Gulf in North America.
January 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
1: There’s one state that lives rent free in donald’s head.
2: Mexico has a chance to rename the second most popular Gulf in North America.
2: Mexico has a chance to rename the second most popular Gulf in North America.
It’s right in the name: Superb Owl. Nothing to do with Eagles.
January 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s right in the name: Superb Owl. Nothing to do with Eagles.
It’s his birthday, too.
January 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s his birthday, too.
mahomes voodoo doll
January 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
mahomes voodoo doll
What are the chances donald actually deports her? I mean, he’s already done it symbolically.
January 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What are the chances donald actually deports her? I mean, he’s already done it symbolically.
I see. This is the shit the Kings wanna pull?
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I see. This is the shit the Kings wanna pull?
So they spelled ‘Martini’ correctly once. Misspelled ‘Mary’, but got ‘daiquiri’ right…
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So they spelled ‘Martini’ correctly once. Misspelled ‘Mary’, but got ‘daiquiri’ right…
@mcuban.bsky.social Mr. Mark, This dude sent me a message this morning. Not sure if he’s one of yours, or not, but just wanted you to know what’s up.
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social Mr. Mark, This dude sent me a message this morning. Not sure if he’s one of yours, or not, but just wanted you to know what’s up.
… or not!!! I spy an open window.
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
… or not!!! I spy an open window.
But who will lead them here?
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
But who will lead them here?
The origin of Drag Queen Story Hour:
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The origin of Drag Queen Story Hour:
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)