Jackal Johnson
@jacklejohnson.bsky.social
Music Producer and stuff.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day.
I wonder if Spider-Man would have the same public appeal if he shot web like a real spider...
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I wonder if Spider-Man would have the same public appeal if he shot web like a real spider...
Is VD a valid reason to call out from work?
February 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is VD a valid reason to call out from work?
Punxsutawney Phil watched this before seeing his shadow. So he watched his The Shadow before seeing his shadow. Looks like 12 more weeks of winter!
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Punxsutawney Phil watched this before seeing his shadow. So he watched his The Shadow before seeing his shadow. Looks like 12 more weeks of winter!
Hold up… When did Cap’n Crunch become a safari guide?
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hold up… When did Cap’n Crunch become a safari guide?
I'm sorry. I have to apologize for the person's post below this. They're just being a jerk...
January 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I'm sorry. I have to apologize for the person's post below this. They're just being a jerk...
Currently waitng for the inevitable DM from the dickhead that has “lottery winner” in their bio.
It’s been two minutes so far.
It’s been two minutes so far.
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Currently waitng for the inevitable DM from the dickhead that has “lottery winner” in their bio.
It’s been two minutes so far.
It’s been two minutes so far.
What are the chances donald actually deports her? I mean, he’s already done it symbolically.
January 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What are the chances donald actually deports her? I mean, he’s already done it symbolically.
The urinal at Walmart in West Deptford is so high I had to get on my tippy toes to shit in it.🚽🚽🚽
January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The urinal at Walmart in West Deptford is so high I had to get on my tippy toes to shit in it.🚽🚽🚽
I’ve noticed people in country music songs are always talking about drinking, their trucks, and having their hearts broken. Maybe if they stopped drinking, their significant others won’t leave them and take their trucks.
January 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’ve noticed people in country music songs are always talking about drinking, their trucks, and having their hearts broken. Maybe if they stopped drinking, their significant others won’t leave them and take their trucks.
So they spelled ‘Martini’ correctly once. Misspelled ‘Mary’, but got ‘daiquiri’ right…
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So they spelled ‘Martini’ correctly once. Misspelled ‘Mary’, but got ‘daiquiri’ right…
@mcuban.bsky.social Mr. Mark, This dude sent me a message this morning. Not sure if he’s one of yours, or not, but just wanted you to know what’s up.
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social Mr. Mark, This dude sent me a message this morning. Not sure if he’s one of yours, or not, but just wanted you to know what’s up.
The origin of Drag Queen Story Hour:
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The origin of Drag Queen Story Hour:
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
(They are technically wearing a dress, so…)
Dark Brandon please make the funniest pardon ever…
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Dark Brandon please make the funniest pardon ever…
… sooooo New America???
January 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
… sooooo New America???
I asked Gemini to generate a four panel comic about vegetables storming the Capitol. In both panels the lead instigator is orange.
January 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I asked Gemini to generate a four panel comic about vegetables storming the Capitol. In both panels the lead instigator is orange.
Happy National Date Nut Bread and Short Person Day everyone.
December 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Happy National Date Nut Bread and Short Person Day everyone.