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Jack JR Swisher, transfender man 🖊️🇺🇦
@jackjrswisher.bsky.social
Seasons&Stars Studios creator. He/him, 32 year old pansexual, trans FTM, autistic. Award winning novelist/fur father. Happily not single. 8 niblings, no joke. Tangerine Tojo is evil! Patreon: patreon.com/JRSwisher
You mean rape. He raped little girls, because children can’t consent. And he still does.

Now be a good little bot and call me a pedophile for pointing that out, just like those disgusting freaks who did the same thing months ago for pointing out there’s no such thing as underage women.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’m not asking if it’s brain rot, because it is. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. It’s idiotic and obnoxious for no reason, which is literally the definition of brain rot.

And honey? Don’t insult millennials. You wouldn’t have memes without us in the first place.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Hmm, perhaps I shall engage in this type of protest at Walmart and Lowe’s.

Just kidding about the “perhaps” part. 👍🏻
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can see myself in the near future telling my students, don’t you dare DOGE this assignment up.

And they will instantly know what that means.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lol, I like that.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I like that. Mine was “I hope you have a good day”, but that sounds like a better idea.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You don’t sound very bright. Or fun. Or interesting. Or…well. Worth getting to know.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I used to say “I hope you have a good day”, because that sounded like a good thing. The others sounded like commands. What will they do if I have a terrible day? Spontaneously combust?

Actually I wonder if that’s possible.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Your ex had a sense of humor. I like that.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just because a relationship doesn’t work out, doesn’t mean anyone’s evil.

It says a lot about you though.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It is. Calvin’s mom monologues about grocery store misery.

Which…yeah…I relate to more and more as years pass.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Calvin and Hobbes!! A classic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s one of the many things that trans people get blamed for, but are really not our faults.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Zohran looks so done with his BS.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There are people out there who believe dogs are stupid because they’re bred to unconditionally love us. Louise is stubborn and insecure as hell, but she’s not stupid. Far from it; she clearly doesn’t love or trust him, and who would?

N used to say he was better with animals than me. Ha! Delusional.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
He’s pushy and she senses he’s mentally off kilter. I’ve always believed dogs can sense people’s true characters. I’m a kind, caring person who shared his Thanksgiving turkey, the unseasoned side of course, with all 3 of the doggies. It’s a yearly tradition.

Food is not enough to win Louise over.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think I’m bonding very well with Louise. Honestly, I loved her before, but she’s taking initiatives to check me out and bond with me.

I’ve never tried to replace my sib, but it’s lovely to know I have a place in her heart.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why, thank you! I’m quite proud of myself. My list today is much shorter because of all the prep I did yesterday. Now I’m just waiting for my mom and sib. They’ll be here soon.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yes, and it’s a red flag for those particular fans because they’re projecting themselves onto Alastor. The dude’s a walking red flag. That’s why he’s literally red, guys! If you’re identifying with Alastor, seek help!

Sorry, I get PO’d at those people.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They’re both good people.

It’s not a coincidence. TDS is rampant in the fascist circles. It’s not necessarily about initial size, I can agree on that, but try telling that to those weirdos.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been with men suffering from TDS. Both of them were weak, spineless fascist cowards who constantly craved Mommy’s attention (though to be fair, the second guy’s mom was a total raging narcissist). Meanwhile the man I’m with now, and the trans girl I dated in high school, are decently endowed.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You’re welcome, normies. Now grow up and stop using any excuse to can to genocide us.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM