Jackie McGuire
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Jackie McGuire
@jackiesinsecurity.bsky.social
I drink coffee and I know things | Principal Analyst at theCUBE| Data Scientist | Advisor and Mentor | Writer | Public Speaker | Standup and Improv Wannabe | Neurodiversity Champion | Recovered Economist and Finance Nerd | THOT Leader
"Lately I feel like its me vs. me
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"

Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
May 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"MY PRINGLESSSSSSESSSSSS!!!!" I hiss at absolutely no one while I, a professional, eat them and tuna from a can with my fingers for lunch. As I tell students frequently... being grown up is a myth. Most of us barely have it together.
May 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Logan Paul showed up to #WrestleMania dressed as one of the Holograms 😂
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Good-er Saturday 😚
April 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Meow 😻

Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I think I've gone full techbro 🥲
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
April 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm not a regular analyst and mom, I'm a COOL analyst and mom and I'm here to share the things giving myself heart palpitations on cold brew taught me about AI 👇

Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's a San Francisco kind of morning 😴☕💨
March 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The life I live today is so far above and beyond what I wished for as a kid, sometimes it's hard to wrap my head around it.

I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.

Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sundays with the boys 🐕
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I've been trying to deny the reality that I'm pretty sure we're in a shitty black mirror episode of the 90s/00s... Now I'm sure.
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I've found myself discussing Taiwan almost daily lately. From its critical importance to the entire tech ecosystem, to its geopolitical importance in the standoff between the PRC and the West, at some point in the next few years I see a conflict between China and Taiwan reshaping the world (Cont)
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me in the .5 seconds between when I hit "Leave Meeting" and my camera actually shuts off
December 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Friday the 13th hits different with a peppermint mocha in your hand

#fridaythe13th
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
American healthcare anecdote #58586959 - the urgent care center I went to for a single stitch last week gave me the suture kit to take home so my husband can pull the stitch out today and I don't have to pay another copay 🫠
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Statistically not true. College-educated men split right down the middle for Trump. Women weren't a landslide either. Again, I reiterate, this messaging about the other side being ignorant might make you feel better, but until you get past it, nothing will change and you're making things worse 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Info from their website
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Here's an interesting one... The FBI and CISA released guidance to start using encrypted messaging... But clarified that they still want a backdoor.

Today, I noticed this story was spun and HEAVILY prompted to me on Google News with a much different message by a site from Algeria 🤔
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
One of the benefits of living in Tucson is the light pollution regulations due to Kitt Peak observatory. Every night, I go outside to see where Orion is 🌟🤩
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 AM
This was the first time I've ever seen one of these bugs in person, it's hard to really capture how much it looks like a leaf!
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Creepy AI Fingers now in CocaCola Holiday flavor!

The company is taking some heat for using AI to generate this year's holiday ads, but I'm more worried about their healthcare plan and Santa's swollen hands 👋🏼
December 4, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If your puppies don't have a Kong pacifier, you should definitely get them one, it's endless hours of entertainment ☺️
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 PM
@wired.com absolutely hit it out of the park! #wiredthebiginterview was packed with brain fuel. I am so excited to write my recap!
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social was so awesome at @wired.com The Big Interview. As a big fan of radical candor, I particularly appreciate the bike handle analogy 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM