Jackie McGuire
@jackiesinsecurity.bsky.social
I drink coffee and I know things | Principal Analyst at theCUBE| Data Scientist | Advisor and Mentor | Writer | Public Speaker | Standup and Improv Wannabe | Neurodiversity Champion | Recovered Economist and Finance Nerd | THOT Leader
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Hey everyone! If you don't already know me, I'm the neurospicy cyber security and data science nerd of your dreams (or maybe memes?) 🤓 What are all the cool kids doing out here?
"Lately I feel like its me vs. me
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"
Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"
Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
May 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Lately I feel like its me vs. me
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"
Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
Don't see no competition, why would you compete?"
Feeling particularly good this Friday. I hope you're all working for the weekend!
Sharing a piece I published today about surviving in a post-privacy world. We have virtually no control over our data and need to move forward under the assumption of compromise, meaning we need a better way to handle biometrics. Check out my piece here thecuberesearch.com/rsac-2025-su...
RSAC 2025 - Surviving a Post-Privacy World - theCUBE Research
For most people who exist on the internet or in modern society, our PII, biometric information, contact information, and passwords have all been leaked in some fashion. How do we survive in a…
thecuberesearch.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sharing a piece I published today about surviving in a post-privacy world. We have virtually no control over our data and need to move forward under the assumption of compromise, meaning we need a better way to handle biometrics. Check out my piece here thecuberesearch.com/rsac-2025-su...
"MY PRINGLESSSSSSESSSSSS!!!!" I hiss at absolutely no one while I, a professional, eat them and tuna from a can with my fingers for lunch. As I tell students frequently... being grown up is a myth. Most of us barely have it together.
May 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"MY PRINGLESSSSSSESSSSSS!!!!" I hiss at absolutely no one while I, a professional, eat them and tuna from a can with my fingers for lunch. As I tell students frequently... being grown up is a myth. Most of us barely have it together.
Is it dishonest not to tell my Lyft driver that I understand Spanish... And everything he's saying on the phone to his friend about me? 💀💀💀
April 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Is it dishonest not to tell my Lyft driver that I understand Spanish... And everything he's saying on the phone to his friend about me? 💀💀💀
@404media.co I live in Pinal county. It's not the county Tucson is in, it's just north. Mostly agriculture, no real large urban area. Hard to imagine Massive Blue would be used for anything other than immigration.
April 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@404media.co I live in Pinal county. It's not the county Tucson is in, it's just north. Mostly agriculture, no real large urban area. Hard to imagine Massive Blue would be used for anything other than immigration.
Why does only my right armpit stink when I'm nervous?
April 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why does only my right armpit stink when I'm nervous?
Quick! Someone do a deepfake video of me successfully sending a coherent voice text, I just want to know what it would look like.
April 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Quick! Someone do a deepfake video of me successfully sending a coherent voice text, I just want to know what it would look like.
Logan Paul showed up to #WrestleMania dressed as one of the Holograms 😂
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Logan Paul showed up to #WrestleMania dressed as one of the Holograms 😂
Good-er Saturday 😚
April 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Good-er Saturday 😚
In case you need to feel better about your own life/competence, I definitely just had a $300 instacart order delivered to a hotel in another state.
April 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In case you need to feel better about your own life/competence, I definitely just had a $300 instacart order delivered to a hotel in another state.
Every now and then, I think about the 30-day Facebook ban I caught for calling Temecula the taint between LA and San Diego and it makes me giggle like you wouldn't believe 🤭
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every now and then, I think about the 30-day Facebook ban I caught for calling Temecula the taint between LA and San Diego and it makes me giggle like you wouldn't believe 🤭
Meow 😻
Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Meow 😻
Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
Someone forgot to tell Ronin he isn't a 50lb cat.
Theoretically speaking, if you put several sleeves of expired bagels in your neighbor's garbage can on the curb at 6 a.m. would it be weirder to not tell them and take the chance they see them before the truck gets here... or txt them "I put my bagels in your trash can" first thing in the morning?
April 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Theoretically speaking, if you put several sleeves of expired bagels in your neighbor's garbage can on the curb at 6 a.m. would it be weirder to not tell them and take the chance they see them before the truck gets here... or txt them "I put my bagels in your trash can" first thing in the morning?
I think I've gone full techbro 🥲
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think I've gone full techbro 🥲
April 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Content Workshop
@jackiesinsecurity.bsky.social
🎸 GOLD SPONSORS:
@pingidentity.com
@threatconnect.bsky.social
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Anetac
EmberOT
Content Workshop
@jackiesinsecurity.bsky.social
I'm not a regular analyst and mom, I'm a COOL analyst and mom and I'm here to share the things giving myself heart palpitations on cold brew taught me about AI 👇
Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm not a regular analyst and mom, I'm a COOL analyst and mom and I'm here to share the things giving myself heart palpitations on cold brew taught me about AI 👇
Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
Just kidding 🤪
Happy April Fool's Day
#AprilFoolsDay #VibeCoding #CyberSecurity
It's a San Francisco kind of morning 😴☕💨
March 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's a San Francisco kind of morning 😴☕💨
The life I live today is so far above and beyond what I wished for as a kid, sometimes it's hard to wrap my head around it.
I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.
Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.
Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The life I live today is so far above and beyond what I wished for as a kid, sometimes it's hard to wrap my head around it.
I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.
Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
I have worked really hard for a very long time, pushed through every setback, and I'm so proud of myself.
Dream big, work hard, fall down and get up, repeat ❤️
Sundays with the boys 🐕
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sundays with the boys 🐕
Friends in Phoenix- ICE is at the shopping area at 59th and Encanto. You know, just in case.
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Friends in Phoenix- ICE is at the shopping area at 59th and Encanto. You know, just in case.
Where are all the "What's Project 2025?" Republicans now?
January 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Where are all the "What's Project 2025?" Republicans now?
I've been trying to deny the reality that I'm pretty sure we're in a shitty black mirror episode of the 90s/00s... Now I'm sure.
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I've been trying to deny the reality that I'm pretty sure we're in a shitty black mirror episode of the 90s/00s... Now I'm sure.
Welp, I'm just as bad at guitar on Fortnite Festival as I was in Rock Band and Guitar Hero, nice to know somethings don't change 😂 I really hope they release the drum controller before long, because being mediocre isn't my favorite.
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welp, I'm just as bad at guitar on Fortnite Festival as I was in Rock Band and Guitar Hero, nice to know somethings don't change 😂 I really hope they release the drum controller before long, because being mediocre isn't my favorite.
Some people will never understand the pain of having a head shape that is not conducive to wearing any type of headband 😭😭😭
January 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some people will never understand the pain of having a head shape that is not conducive to wearing any type of headband 😭😭😭