quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots!

deathgenerator.com#mw

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

the NYPD has released a new image of the suspect

Me at target: can we buy these dishes and dolls

mom: we have dishes and dolls at home

the left lane is for breaking laws not for doing 10 under
#traffic #docrime #iamspeed

peacock coverage of the thanksgiving parade is so frustrating, like show me more floats instead of the same lame-ass beat with your stupid logo.

anyways happy thanksgiving bitches.

sometimes you need to go full #bitchmode

hi bluesky i think now is a great time to get into this app more. #fuckelon