Jackelope Johnson
@jackelopejohnson.bsky.social
A man’s penis? In MY mouth?
Maybe the real GTA 6 is the war we made with Iran along the way
June 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Maybe the real GTA 6 is the war we made with Iran along the way
They’re trying to make him feel better cause he shit his diaper
March 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They’re trying to make him feel better cause he shit his diaper
Hitler also did some socially awkward hand gestures if I’m not mistaken
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hitler also did some socially awkward hand gestures if I’m not mistaken
Don’t let them tell you what you saw Elon do today. You’re right. He did exactly what you saw him do. There is no missing context. It was not “my heart goes out to you”. He knew what he was doing.
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Don’t let them tell you what you saw Elon do today. You’re right. He did exactly what you saw him do. There is no missing context. It was not “my heart goes out to you”. He knew what he was doing.
Heaven gained its strangest angel. Rest in peace, king
January 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Heaven gained its strangest angel. Rest in peace, king
MF DOOM be like:
Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely
Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy
Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy
Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely
Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy
Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy
January 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
MF DOOM be like:
Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely
Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy
Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy
Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely
Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy
Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy
In like three months there’s going to be a new type of “worst person you know” that only makes decisions based on polymarket data
online gambling might be the latest Worst Thing Ever to become widely normalized
January 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In like three months there’s going to be a new type of “worst person you know” that only makes decisions based on polymarket data
What would you do if my friends and I started grunting like apes and jerking each other off? What would you do then?
December 31, 2024 at 6:36 PM
What would you do if my friends and I started grunting like apes and jerking each other off? What would you do then?
Heaven gained its smallest angel. Rest in peace, king
December 30, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Heaven gained its smallest angel. Rest in peace, king
Heaven just gained its largest angel. Rest in peace, king.
December 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Heaven just gained its largest angel. Rest in peace, king.
Crackers. All of them.
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Crackers. All of them.
Just found out that Trump has super tiny wrists
December 5, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Just found out that Trump has super tiny wrists
Press the button, Mr. President. I’m ready. Press the button, let’s go.
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Press the button, Mr. President. I’m ready. Press the button, let’s go.
Starting to think that the only personality that a white man can have after turning 18 is “Everything is a conspiracy designed to make me fail.”
Like shut up
Fuck off
Like shut up
Fuck off
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Starting to think that the only personality that a white man can have after turning 18 is “Everything is a conspiracy designed to make me fail.”
Like shut up
Fuck off
Like shut up
Fuck off
Plane crash
November 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Plane crash
Reposted by Jackelope Johnson
There is a push among some orgs, "moderate" legislators, and even trans people to "give up the sports issue" in hopes that will stop hate.
I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses.
It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.
I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses.
It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
There is a push among some orgs, "moderate" legislators, and even trans people to "give up the sports issue" in hopes that will stop hate.
I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses.
It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.
I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses.
It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.
They should hire him to keep doing his normal thing except now there’s a group of people off camera shooting guns at him while he talks
November 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
They should hire him to keep doing his normal thing except now there’s a group of people off camera shooting guns at him while he talks
There’s at least one McDonald’s fart that’s been trapped inside this guy for 30 years
November 13, 2024 at 1:38 AM
There’s at least one McDonald’s fart that’s been trapped inside this guy for 30 years