bennett is soooo jacked
@jacked.bsky.social
he/they 🔈musician wrangler
i really do think w the split dye pink and green & the little braids & the new jester hat i made for the winter i am maaaaaybe giving a little bit too much whimsy but also ! fuck that ! i can be as whimsical as i want !
January 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
i really do think w the split dye pink and green & the little braids & the new jester hat i made for the winter i am maaaaaybe giving a little bit too much whimsy but also ! fuck that ! i can be as whimsical as i want !
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
like ,,,, don’t piss me off ,,,,
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
like ,,,, don’t piss me off ,,,,
me when i ask a simple, direct question and i do not get a simple, direct answer
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
me when i ask a simple, direct question and i do not get a simple, direct answer
this is funny to maybe only me
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this is funny to maybe only me
spotify also kindly informed me that 163 of those total streams were from one singular day ,,,,,
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
spotify also kindly informed me that 163 of those total streams were from one singular day ,,,,,
i am nothing if not consistent
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i am nothing if not consistent
i also come to offer you photo of cat 🩷 her name is baby and she’s very old and sweet 🩷
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i also come to offer you photo of cat 🩷 her name is baby and she’s very old and sweet 🩷
me when i am aggressively type A & autistic and i finally get to organize the way i want
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
me when i am aggressively type A & autistic and i finally get to organize the way i want
brand new cable crib has me feeling gooooood
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
brand new cable crib has me feeling gooooood
me when ant carrying a tooth
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me when ant carrying a tooth
friend taught me how to make lino stamps today :) very happy about this development
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
friend taught me how to make lino stamps today :) very happy about this development
raaaaah i’m fiddling ‼️
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
raaaaah i’m fiddling ‼️
the concept of typing $0.56 into the tip spot on uber eats (this is an actual tip i received yesterday)
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the concept of typing $0.56 into the tip spot on uber eats (this is an actual tip i received yesterday)
my family* is hereeeee
*childhood friends
*childhood friends
September 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
my family* is hereeeee
*childhood friends
*childhood friends
oops i bought five books
August 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
oops i bought five books
we dressed up like pirates at valleyfair
June 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
we dressed up like pirates at valleyfair
behold : my list of alias emails at work
May 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
behold : my list of alias emails at work
