bennett is soooo jacked
@jacked.bsky.social
he/they 🔈musician wrangler
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
luckily the confetti cannons that i was asked about approximately 20 times today worked as expected lmao, probably only bc i farmed so much aura
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
aura farming at work today (happy new year’s everyone !!)
actually so disgusting that if you post any photo of yourself on twitter now some fucking creep can reply to it asking the twitter chatbot to undress you and it just will do that no questions asked ! what the fuck are we doing as a society my guy !
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
actually so disgusting that if you post any photo of yourself on twitter now some fucking creep can reply to it asking the twitter chatbot to undress you and it just will do that no questions asked ! what the fuck are we doing as a society my guy !
had a dream about jersey mike’s last night ,,, he texted me this morning telling me it’s the last double points day of the year ,,, mike really knows how to treat his man 😮💨🙏
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
had a dream about jersey mike’s last night ,,, he texted me this morning telling me it’s the last double points day of the year ,,, mike really knows how to treat his man 😮💨🙏
me: says i am hiring for a role on my team & i need people to reply ASAP as the hiring process will begin soon
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
me: says i am hiring for a role on my team & i need people to reply ASAP as the hiring process will begin soon
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
me a week later: tells everyone that today is the last day to apply
one of my coworkers: sorry i didn’t apply earlier ! i didn’t realise there would be a deadline !
??
:/ one :/
,,,,,,,,, back to two lol
i have three oh god oh shit they’re multiplying
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
:/ one :/
maybe this is the autism or maybe i just lack whimsy in my heart but, when i’m reading a manual for equipment and the writer is cracking jokes ,,,, i become incredibly suspicious of the product i am reading the manual for lmao
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
maybe this is the autism or maybe i just lack whimsy in my heart but, when i’m reading a manual for equipment and the writer is cracking jokes ,,,, i become incredibly suspicious of the product i am reading the manual for lmao
me when i ask a simple, direct question and i do not get a simple, direct answer
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
me when i ask a simple, direct question and i do not get a simple, direct answer
BREAKING NEWS : local audio tech* learns that over-confident diva musician is actually just as hard to work with as under-confident avoidant musician.
*me
*me
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS : local audio tech* learns that over-confident diva musician is actually just as hard to work with as under-confident avoidant musician.
*me
*me
this is funny to maybe only me
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this is funny to maybe only me
honestly god bless the musician who came up and watched me do line check & monitor mixes and went “fuck dude that looks hard ,,, respect” bc i needed that today fr 🙏
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
honestly god bless the musician who came up and watched me do line check & monitor mixes and went “fuck dude that looks hard ,,, respect” bc i needed that today fr 🙏
my custom earplugs are actually the best thing EV did for me this fucking rock so hard bro
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
my custom earplugs are actually the best thing EV did for me this fucking rock so hard bro
me when my new mystery exploration video game is actually really existentially creepy and i can only play it in short spurts bc being a tiny little guy all alone in the great expanse of space is actually terrifying 🧍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
me when my new mystery exploration video game is actually really existentially creepy and i can only play it in short spurts bc being a tiny little guy all alone in the great expanse of space is actually terrifying 🧍♂️
rly annoying shift, very hungry, reminded myself that i have leftover tortellini when i get home i can eat ,,,,
i forgot i already ate it 😞
i forgot i already ate it 😞
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
rly annoying shift, very hungry, reminded myself that i have leftover tortellini when i get home i can eat ,,,,
i forgot i already ate it 😞
i forgot i already ate it 😞
sometimes i think to myself “maybe im not autistic” and then, suddenly, i have the thought of transcribing all of the mass effect lore into my own personal wiki so that it can be organized exactly how i want it to be & would be easier to search and then i go “,,, oh ,,,”
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
sometimes i think to myself “maybe im not autistic” and then, suddenly, i have the thought of transcribing all of the mass effect lore into my own personal wiki so that it can be organized exactly how i want it to be & would be easier to search and then i go “,,, oh ,,,”
spotify also kindly informed me that 163 of those total streams were from one singular day ,,,,,
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
spotify also kindly informed me that 163 of those total streams were from one singular day ,,,,,
i am nothing if not consistent
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i am nothing if not consistent
how do i keep getting this particular brand of news while i am at work ??? three nickels ?!?!?!?!? 15 cents is enough for me ! i am all full !!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
how do i keep getting this particular brand of news while i am at work ??? three nickels ?!?!?!?!? 15 cents is enough for me ! i am all full !!!
blue prince is making my brain work on overdrive
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
blue prince is making my brain work on overdrive
just learned that the reason AV and IT is in such shambles at my job is bc like a year ago they dissolved the position of the combination AV/IT guy saying he was “too expensive” ,,,, and now everything is broken ,,,, so that did not work out for them ,,,,
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
just learned that the reason AV and IT is in such shambles at my job is bc like a year ago they dissolved the position of the combination AV/IT guy saying he was “too expensive” ,,,, and now everything is broken ,,,, so that did not work out for them ,,,,
just accidentally gave erin an electrical engineering lesson that ended in me drawing circuit diagrams bc they asked me an innocuous question about what i meant by a “crossover”
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
just accidentally gave erin an electrical engineering lesson that ended in me drawing circuit diagrams bc they asked me an innocuous question about what i meant by a “crossover”
brand new cable crib has me feeling gooooood
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
brand new cable crib has me feeling gooooood
first office hours of av lead today 🥰 i get to clean & reorganize & make spreadsheets yippee !
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
first office hours of av lead today 🥰 i get to clean & reorganize & make spreadsheets yippee !
update 😛 they promoted me 😛
they want me to be the lead audio tech but also they want me to do it in six weeks ? and not right now ? they just want us to suffer for six weeks without a lead and then they’ll promote me ? i told them fuck that you need to do it now because we need leadership now soooo we’ll see lmao
asking for a raise later wish me luck gamers
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
update 😛 they promoted me 😛