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Jack Dark
@jackdark.bsky.social
Id and evil alter-ego of someone you may also know as Ali P or extended variations of that. He/Him but They is fine cuz bleh to gendered language. Or she if you call everyone she. Or dude if you call everyone dude. I like pirates, ghosts and write a bit.
Available at Caption Festival in a few weeks time.
August 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is what the British flag should look like.
August 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@downloadfest.bsky.social
Bex stage diving. These might be some of the best pics I’ve ever taken at a festival.
June 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
We should definitely talk! Ever read this?
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I keep getting weird identical copy pasted messages from people purporting to be members of TST. Not sure if they’re genuine and that’s how they’re trying to recruit, or if it’s some sort of scam.
February 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
KLFRS0015 Komplete

@theklfrs.bsky.social

Further verification, including details of where exactly the Brit Award ended up, will be supplied on return to civilisation.
December 21, 2024 at 10:27 AM
December 21, 2024 at 5:51 AM
KLFRS0015 @theklfrs.bsky.social

On root to Stonehenge.
December 21, 2024 at 5:33 AM
KLFRS0015 begins
December 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
December 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
This is why job hunting can be really fucking depressing.

I could maybe have just *not* been told that my application was rejected in under a minute and I wouldn’t have cared.

This, however, really fucking sucks.
December 15, 2024 at 9:10 PM
First paperback edition of Dracula.

Uh… you can all see them too, right? It’s not just me?

Paging Dr Freud!
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,350,312!
September 17, 2024 at 8:53 AM
So, I didn’t get the job… but you know, don’t ask for someone disruptive and creative if you don’t want someone disruptive and creative.
March 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Dear Terfs,

See below.

No love,

Me
December 31, 2023 at 12:30 AM
December 26, 2023 at 2:31 AM
- at 23:23 on 23:12:23 there was a reenactment of the KLF playing techno at the sea and waiting. #klfrs #klf

youtu.be/KeiWzqL3tQQ?...
December 25, 2023 at 1:12 PM
October 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Telephones bad.

Okay, so you said 'good' but the VHS horror era is full of teenagers on telephones being murdered, or invoking demons via them. Even Scream opens with a cold-caller as threat to the domestic residence. These were *maybe* part of a kind of prescient anxiety about mass communication?
October 10, 2023 at 4:43 PM