Jack Dark
@jackdark.bsky.social
Id and evil alter-ego of someone you may also know as Ali P or extended variations of that. He/Him but They is fine cuz bleh to gendered language. Or she if you call everyone she. Or dude if you call everyone dude. I like pirates, ghosts and write a bit.
Just watched Luc Besson’s
new Dracula film.
It’s… brilliant.
Except…
I’m not sure the reasons it’s good are intentional.
It’s super, extra camp.
I can’t tell if it’s meant to be a parody, but it’s hilarious and its main inspiration seems to be the video for Army of Lovers’ Cruficied.
new Dracula film.
It’s… brilliant.
Except…
I’m not sure the reasons it’s good are intentional.
It’s super, extra camp.
I can’t tell if it’s meant to be a parody, but it’s hilarious and its main inspiration seems to be the video for Army of Lovers’ Cruficied.
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just watched Luc Besson’s
new Dracula film.
It’s… brilliant.
Except…
I’m not sure the reasons it’s good are intentional.
It’s super, extra camp.
I can’t tell if it’s meant to be a parody, but it’s hilarious and its main inspiration seems to be the video for Army of Lovers’ Cruficied.
new Dracula film.
It’s… brilliant.
Except…
I’m not sure the reasons it’s good are intentional.
It’s super, extra camp.
I can’t tell if it’s meant to be a parody, but it’s hilarious and its main inspiration seems to be the video for Army of Lovers’ Cruficied.
Sometimes when I’m bored I put typos in the Wikipedia pages of people I once knew, who achieved a minor level of fame or infamy, and annoyed me at some time or other.
August 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sometimes when I’m bored I put typos in the Wikipedia pages of people I once knew, who achieved a minor level of fame or infamy, and annoyed me at some time or other.
Available at Caption Festival in a few weeks time.
August 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Available at Caption Festival in a few weeks time.
This is what the British flag should look like.
August 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is what the British flag should look like.
It’s sad that Ozzy was sacked from his original band as Crazy Horses was a banger.
July 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s sad that Ozzy was sacked from his original band as Crazy Horses was a banger.
I’m really not sure I believe he’s got a chronic venom insufficiency.
July 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m really not sure I believe he’s got a chronic venom insufficiency.
Dear All Blokes With Beards With Really Straight Edges Razored In,
you’re missing the point of having a beard.
No love,
Me
you’re missing the point of having a beard.
No love,
Me
July 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Dear All Blokes With Beards With Really Straight Edges Razored In,
you’re missing the point of having a beard.
No love,
Me
you’re missing the point of having a beard.
No love,
Me
@downloadfest.bsky.social
Bex stage diving. These might be some of the best pics I’ve ever taken at a festival.
Bex stage diving. These might be some of the best pics I’ve ever taken at a festival.
June 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@downloadfest.bsky.social
Bex stage diving. These might be some of the best pics I’ve ever taken at a festival.
Bex stage diving. These might be some of the best pics I’ve ever taken at a festival.
@betsytheghost.bsky.social are you haunting Download today?
June 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
@betsytheghost.bsky.social are you haunting Download today?
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what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?
June 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?
@betsytheghost.bsky.social an important question has arisen and we need an expert.
When people get limbs amputated you get phantom limbs, right?
But can these go off on their own and haunt stuff?
Are there old pirate ships haunted by just a leg or hand, that’s been replaced with a peg or hook?
When people get limbs amputated you get phantom limbs, right?
But can these go off on their own and haunt stuff?
Are there old pirate ships haunted by just a leg or hand, that’s been replaced with a peg or hook?
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@betsytheghost.bsky.social an important question has arisen and we need an expert.
When people get limbs amputated you get phantom limbs, right?
But can these go off on their own and haunt stuff?
Are there old pirate ships haunted by just a leg or hand, that’s been replaced with a peg or hook?
When people get limbs amputated you get phantom limbs, right?
But can these go off on their own and haunt stuff?
Are there old pirate ships haunted by just a leg or hand, that’s been replaced with a peg or hook?
@markopilkington.bsky.social @philh.bsky.social - thanks for the talk last night. I asked about The Devoted Men and Temple of Olympus as they featured in a Christian scare documentary about satanism: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulm...
Short, relevant extract here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3h...
1/2
Short, relevant extract here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3h...
1/2
Devil Worship: The Rise of Satanism (1989) "Satanic Panic" documentary
YouTube video by Alt-Left Utopian
www.youtube.com
May 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
@markopilkington.bsky.social @philh.bsky.social - thanks for the talk last night. I asked about The Devoted Men and Temple of Olympus as they featured in a Christian scare documentary about satanism: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulm...
Short, relevant extract here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3h...
1/2
Short, relevant extract here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3h...
1/2
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why can’t dictators just learn to type?
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Why can’t dictators just learn to type?
Attention cis people.
There seems to be confusion in some about how to address trans people.
I bring help.
Henceforth, the correct way to greet trans people is ‘Beloved Old Friend’.
Even if they weren’t, they now are.
Unless you have a disagreement and then it’s ’Diabolical Nemesis’.
There seems to be confusion in some about how to address trans people.
I bring help.
Henceforth, the correct way to greet trans people is ‘Beloved Old Friend’.
Even if they weren’t, they now are.
Unless you have a disagreement and then it’s ’Diabolical Nemesis’.
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Attention cis people.
There seems to be confusion in some about how to address trans people.
I bring help.
Henceforth, the correct way to greet trans people is ‘Beloved Old Friend’.
Even if they weren’t, they now are.
Unless you have a disagreement and then it’s ’Diabolical Nemesis’.
There seems to be confusion in some about how to address trans people.
I bring help.
Henceforth, the correct way to greet trans people is ‘Beloved Old Friend’.
Even if they weren’t, they now are.
Unless you have a disagreement and then it’s ’Diabolical Nemesis’.
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Listening to the new Ministry album The Squirrely Years Revisited [2025]! Celebrating the early synth pop years with new studio takes. I love early Ministry so this should be awesome! #cleopatrarecords
March 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Listening to the new Ministry album The Squirrely Years Revisited [2025]! Celebrating the early synth pop years with new studio takes. I love early Ministry so this should be awesome! #cleopatrarecords
Sharing this again cuz it’s the morning.
@theklfrs.bsky.social NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT DOCUMENTATION OF THE KOMPLETION OF KLFRS0015 -BURY A BRIT AWARD AT STONEHENGE IS NOW AVAILABLE:
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
KLFRS0015 Komplete - The KLF Reenactment Society - Burying a Brit Award At Stonehenge
YouTube video by Alistair Pulling
youtu.be
February 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sharing this again cuz it’s the morning.
@theklfrs.bsky.social NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT DOCUMENTATION OF THE KOMPLETION OF KLFRS0015 -BURY A BRIT AWARD AT STONEHENGE IS NOW AVAILABLE:
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
KLFRS0015 Komplete - The KLF Reenactment Society - Burying a Brit Award At Stonehenge
YouTube video by Alistair Pulling
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@theklfrs.bsky.social NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT DOCUMENTATION OF THE KOMPLETION OF KLFRS0015 -BURY A BRIT AWARD AT STONEHENGE IS NOW AVAILABLE:
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
youtu.be/q2C_OkKKPzA
#KLFRS #KLF #KINGARTHUR #STONEHENGE
THERE’S A SKELETON IN MY BEDROOM!
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
THERE’S A SKELETON IN MY BEDROOM!
A cult brainwash operative, a comics writer and a rapist walk into a bar.
The barman says:
"Fuck off Neil, you're not welcome here."
The barman says:
"Fuck off Neil, you're not welcome here."
February 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A cult brainwash operative, a comics writer and a rapist walk into a bar.
The barman says:
"Fuck off Neil, you're not welcome here."
The barman says:
"Fuck off Neil, you're not welcome here."
Reposted by Jack Dark
From "the other place". How to find Nazis 👇 👏
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
From "the other place". How to find Nazis 👇 👏
Trying to get hold of the last volume of @mooncalfe1.bsky.social 's amazing Wet Moon as I hadn't even known it was out until I saw omnibus editions coming. I don't want to have to buy all those just to get the last volume. Which I'd have to because stupid brain is stupid. Argh.
January 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Trying to get hold of the last volume of @mooncalfe1.bsky.social 's amazing Wet Moon as I hadn't even known it was out until I saw omnibus editions coming. I don't want to have to buy all those just to get the last volume. Which I'd have to because stupid brain is stupid. Argh.
Gonna try and make ‘Does the pope do rocket surgery while shitting in the woods’ happen.
Do you think we can make that a thing?
Do you think we can make that a thing?
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gonna try and make ‘Does the pope do rocket surgery while shitting in the woods’ happen.
Do you think we can make that a thing?
Do you think we can make that a thing?
If someone could just stick another weasel in the Large Hardon Collider that would be great, thanks.
I mean... it'll take us into yet another different universe, and might not be better, but at least it'll be different.
I mean... it'll take us into yet another different universe, and might not be better, but at least it'll be different.
January 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If someone could just stick another weasel in the Large Hardon Collider that would be great, thanks.
I mean... it'll take us into yet another different universe, and might not be better, but at least it'll be different.
I mean... it'll take us into yet another different universe, and might not be better, but at least it'll be different.
Reposted by Jack Dark
I don’t know who needs to hear this, so I’m not going to post it until I figure that out.
January 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, so I’m not going to post it until I figure that out.