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Please read my nice posts in the voice of Ray Winstone from Sexy Beast - and my mean posts in the voice of Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast.
Please read my nice posts in the voice of Ray Winstone from Sexy Beast - and my mean posts in the voice of Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Please read my nice posts in the voice of Ray Winstone from Sexy Beast - and my mean posts in the voice of Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast.
We all know he’s a vile asshole. But when he said the “piggy” thing, look at his face - the whole mask dropped and that was his true self. It was like that Bilbo bit in Lord Of The Rings. You know the one I mean. Only Bilbo just had a little magic ring and not fucking nuclear codes. Also - nonce.
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
We all know he’s a vile asshole. But when he said the “piggy” thing, look at his face - the whole mask dropped and that was his true self. It was like that Bilbo bit in Lord Of The Rings. You know the one I mean. Only Bilbo just had a little magic ring and not fucking nuclear codes. Also - nonce.
There’s always some twat on an e-bike.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There’s always some twat on an e-bike.
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented nu-rave? Well. I did. I invented it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented nu-rave? Well. I did. I invented it.
If I ever meet you and you think I’m rude or withdrawn, it’s because I don’t really like people.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If I ever meet you and you think I’m rude or withdrawn, it’s because I don’t really like people.
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Age yourself with gaming
Giligan loves a cold open, doesn’t he?
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Giligan loves a cold open, doesn’t he?
Today’s notes: more blood, add pulsating walls, double-down on the cosmic horror, dial up the hell metaphors.
#horrorsky
#horrorsky
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Today’s notes: more blood, add pulsating walls, double-down on the cosmic horror, dial up the hell metaphors.
#horrorsky
#horrorsky
My 8 year old son. Try to get him into stuff that I thought was cool when I was a kid. Showed him the trailer for Flash Gordon (1980). His three-word reply:
‘That looks shit.’
‘That looks shit.’
a group of people in red robes are standing in front of a fire and the word pathetic is above them
Alt: a group of people in red robes are standing in front of a fire and the word pathetic is above them
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November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My 8 year old son. Try to get him into stuff that I thought was cool when I was a kid. Showed him the trailer for Flash Gordon (1980). His three-word reply:
‘That looks shit.’
‘That looks shit.’
Sorry for my virtual silence. I can confirm I am alive. I have just been doing stuff. Actual tangible stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sorry for my virtual silence. I can confirm I am alive. I have just been doing stuff. Actual tangible stuff.
Dill is the best herb.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Dill is the best herb.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.
Nuns. No sense of humour.
Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
a man with a bald head is talking to a woman and saying `` happy halloween ladies '' .
Alt: a man with a bald head is talking to a woman and saying `` happy halloween ladies '' .
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October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Nuns. No sense of humour.
Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
If you put your guitar through a Big Muff pedal, then an AC30 and then again through an amp sim in your DAW with the gain cranked and send it to an analog reverb, it will sound like it is breaking and going to blow your speakers and it will be glorious. You are welcome.
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you put your guitar through a Big Muff pedal, then an AC30 and then again through an amp sim in your DAW with the gain cranked and send it to an analog reverb, it will sound like it is breaking and going to blow your speakers and it will be glorious. You are welcome.
Death Of A Ladies’ Man is the best Leonard Cohen album.
That’s my post. That’s all you’re getting from me right now.
That’s my post. That’s all you’re getting from me right now.
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Death Of A Ladies’ Man is the best Leonard Cohen album.
That’s my post. That’s all you’re getting from me right now.
That’s my post. That’s all you’re getting from me right now.
I reckon 10% of blokes piss in a public urinal with their phone in one hand and their cock in the other. The Venn diagram of these guys vs guys who don’t wash their hands is basically one sad little circle.
If you are one of these assholes, please unfollow me.
If you are one of these assholes, please unfollow me.
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I reckon 10% of blokes piss in a public urinal with their phone in one hand and their cock in the other. The Venn diagram of these guys vs guys who don’t wash their hands is basically one sad little circle.
If you are one of these assholes, please unfollow me.
If you are one of these assholes, please unfollow me.
Old English slang term. ‘Melt’. As in, ‘Shut up, you melt.’ Anyone still use this? I’m bringing it back, via Sydney.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Old English slang term. ‘Melt’. As in, ‘Shut up, you melt.’ Anyone still use this? I’m bringing it back, via Sydney.
Having a bit of a creative renaissance at the moment. I’ll spam you all about it later.
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Having a bit of a creative renaissance at the moment. I’ll spam you all about it later.
It’s okay everyone. Double Jeopardy (Judd not gameshow) is on Showtime.
This world is right again.
This world is right again.
October 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It’s okay everyone. Double Jeopardy (Judd not gameshow) is on Showtime.
This world is right again.
This world is right again.
Why did I start watching that Netflix Ed Gein thing? I knew it’d be shit. Now I can’t look away. It’s like slowing down when you drive past a car crash.
October 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why did I start watching that Netflix Ed Gein thing? I knew it’d be shit. Now I can’t look away. It’s like slowing down when you drive past a car crash.
Looks like I’m back on social media.
October 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Looks like I’m back on social media.
L'Homme à tête de chou era Gainsbourg but, like, goth and with Neil Young kind of fuzzy guitars and Linn drum machines with a fuck ton of reverb over everything. That’s my genre. Wish me luck.
October 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
L'Homme à tête de chou era Gainsbourg but, like, goth and with Neil Young kind of fuzzy guitars and Linn drum machines with a fuck ton of reverb over everything. That’s my genre. Wish me luck.
Share a terrible movie that is indefensible but you love it and will defend it to the death 🎬
I have seen it more times than any movie apart from the original Candyman. Yet I have never seen it sober.
I have seen it more times than any movie apart from the original Candyman. Yet I have never seen it sober.
October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Share a terrible movie that is indefensible but you love it and will defend it to the death 🎬
I have seen it more times than any movie apart from the original Candyman. Yet I have never seen it sober.
I have seen it more times than any movie apart from the original Candyman. Yet I have never seen it sober.
Just had a mad dream in which I was arguing with some dude about Tindersticks. He thought they were shit and I was like ‘listen to the fucking piano doubling with the bass guitar in Bathtime, you idiot.’
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just had a mad dream in which I was arguing with some dude about Tindersticks. He thought they were shit and I was like ‘listen to the fucking piano doubling with the bass guitar in Bathtime, you idiot.’
I’m watching Space Jam 2 (don’t ask). A) Is that Pennywise in the crowd? And B) did they just fucking kill Bugs Bunny????? 25% RT seems generous.
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’m watching Space Jam 2 (don’t ask). A) Is that Pennywise in the crowd? And B) did they just fucking kill Bugs Bunny????? 25% RT seems generous.
Okay, so I just watched Cuckoo. Late to the party (and not fashionably so). Movies don’t usually scare me, but this one? Petrifying. Also, Dan Stevens. #HorrorSky
September 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Okay, so I just watched Cuckoo. Late to the party (and not fashionably so). Movies don’t usually scare me, but this one? Petrifying. Also, Dan Stevens. #HorrorSky