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Jack Q. Riley
@jackandjillcpl.bsky.social
Fortysomething polyam atheist geek/horror fan/Oxford comma aficionado/nazi puncher with library cards in four NorCal counties. Elon hater before it was cool. Suburban and boring, but in a surprisingly sexy way. Often NSFW. He/him.
I wear this T-shirt one day a year.
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can you be apolitical and still truly be a crystal-collecting barefoot holistic vegan peace-and-love yoga-and-meditation constantly high home birth hippie? Asking for a friend.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
My daughter and I had fun at a local stationery store this afternoon. The purple one is mine, the green one is hers.
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Here's a #ThursdayThirstTrap to get you to the end of the week.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This aged poorly.

From "The Book of Doing" (2012), written by Allison Arden and illustrated by Adam James Turnbull.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I wanted to call attention to the fact that one of these internet CD-ROMs was distributed by K-Mart, which got into the dial-up internet game in the late '90s. Inexplicably, it appears NetZero retained the brand name when they acquired BlueLight rather than changing it to something more appealing.
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Anybody remember these?
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A text message to my daughter in response to a complaint about an overcompensating MAGA dickhead at her school.

Ward Cleaver never doled out fatherly advice like this.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Today I accompanied my wife to pick up an exercise bike, helped her assemble it when we got it back to the condo, and also helped her bring a new armchair upstairs, clean it, and put it in place in the living room.

Now it's 1:30 and I'm getting gas because I have to drive home tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Whenever I'm at Japan Center Malls in San Francisco and I pass this mural, I quickly identify all sixteen Toho Studios kaiju out loud. Rarely does anyone I happen to be with have a clue what I'm saying, much less express appreciation for this talent, but I still think it's an impressive feat.
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
What in the hell is all this white stuff?
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I like my popcorn like I like my women: hot, spicy, delicious, and somewhat slippery.
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Enjoy some #suitporn with your #ThursdayThirstTrap.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Tonight's pizza is topped with organic tomatoes, basil, parmesan and mozzarella cheeses, Serrano chiles, Italian sausage, chorizo, smoked garlic sausage, hot link sausage, and white, shiitake, maitake, and portobello mushrooms.

The three white pillows are ricotta, chives, lemon zest, and hot honey.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I planned to just make a simple sausage and mushroom pizza tonight, but unfortunately (fortunately?) I make pizza like the Tenth Doctor makes gadgets.
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Apparently "Duracell" is the Fetlife username of a kink professional in Northern California. But for a second I was like, "The Duracell battery company is going after the vibrator-user demographic rather shamelessly. Good for them!"
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hoarder Uncle had a couple 66-quart tubs of model train magazines, and I've spent the morning looking through them. There seems to be a decent resale market, but most issues are missing a couple articles so they're worthless. Worse, the missing articles are of interest to me; I'd have scanned them.
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Enjoy some #handporn with your #ThursdayThirstTrap.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I got this pin at a kink event years ago. There aren't many places I frequent that would be appropriate to wear it.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I've been home ten minutes and someone has already invited me out for a free meal.
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Here's the first #ThursdayThirstTrap of 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I think this 3D-printed "spiky rotating fidget keychain" is getting added to my kink/sensory play toolkit.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
3D-printed sign. I wanted to open up something cool that came out of my printer, since everyone else got to.

I was looking for one that said "Hack writer wasting time", but I couldn't find one so I went with this.
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This looks like a fun read.
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Travel-size Tums Smoothies, given to me as a stocking stuffer by my daughter. Meanwhile I can't justify buying these for myself because they cost more than the original chalky puck variety.

Yes, I realize "chalky puck" rhymes with "hockey puck". No, it was not intentional.
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM