I realize it was between the one i got (pink glitter with a blue base that apparently glows) and a neon green and black tiger striped one that Definitely Also Glowed and ya what I made the right choice.

There is no way I could take a neon green striped glowing dick seriously

Anyway after 1 year of no contact my financially and emotionally manipulative ex sent a message full of shit showing he still missed the whole point of everything I had said in the past AND asking for money

Also flexed my top skills which need work but at least I didn't have top drop flashbacks this time lmao

God if anyone i know actually found this account I'd either die from embarrassment or pay for it in a fun sexy way