Jack
@jackalope-cyborg.bsky.social
Horny off Main
I need to learn how to be a slut
30 | 🔞
I need to learn how to be a slut
30 | 🔞
Plans fell through everyones sick or out of town and I am Horny
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Plans fell through everyones sick or out of town and I am Horny
Drinking milk feels like it should be a fetish
Like people pouring themselves a glass of milk to eat with dinner? Insane work. Thats a kink
Like people pouring themselves a glass of milk to eat with dinner? Insane work. Thats a kink
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Drinking milk feels like it should be a fetish
Like people pouring themselves a glass of milk to eat with dinner? Insane work. Thats a kink
Like people pouring themselves a glass of milk to eat with dinner? Insane work. Thats a kink
"How do you practice riding?"
Uh dont ask me i certainly dont do that nope....
Uh dont ask me i certainly dont do that nope....
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"How do you practice riding?"
Uh dont ask me i certainly dont do that nope....
Uh dont ask me i certainly dont do that nope....
HELP I JUST REALIZED THE DILDO I BOUGHT GLOWS IN THE DARK
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
HELP I JUST REALIZED THE DILDO I BOUGHT GLOWS IN THE DARK
This is supposed to be the Horny account but it may pull double duty as the processing trauma to the void account
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is supposed to be the Horny account but it may pull double duty as the processing trauma to the void account
I. Keep. Hitting. The. SSRI. Wall.
Please I just want to come 😤
Please I just want to come 😤
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I. Keep. Hitting. The. SSRI. Wall.
Please I just want to come 😤
Please I just want to come 😤
Eifel tower but its us pegging a twink
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Eifel tower but its us pegging a twink
I really did miss topping its crazy how much more comfortable I am
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I really did miss topping its crazy how much more comfortable I am
Let him hit it raw ✌️
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Let him hit it raw ✌️
God the difference having good sex in a relationship vs bad sex and a dead bedroom has on your mental health is insane
Like its not all about sex but wow what an indicator
Like its not all about sex but wow what an indicator
August 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
God the difference having good sex in a relationship vs bad sex and a dead bedroom has on your mental health is insane
Like its not all about sex but wow what an indicator
Like its not all about sex but wow what an indicator
Am I gonna ruin things again by having feelings am i gonna ruin it by speaking too openly
August 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Am I gonna ruin things again by having feelings am i gonna ruin it by speaking too openly
Do you think Cum Divination is a thing you could do
August 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Do you think Cum Divination is a thing you could do
He's being Like That again and Im gonna shove him a lake
August 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He's being Like That again and Im gonna shove him a lake
That was probably the hardest ive ever come and ive been thinking about it all week already
July 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That was probably the hardest ive ever come and ive been thinking about it all week already
Im too horny to think I can't believe I have to wait until tomorrow
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Im too horny to think I can't believe I have to wait until tomorrow
Gave myself a uti and it is in fact Hell
Thank the gods for modern medicine
Thank the gods for modern medicine
July 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Gave myself a uti and it is in fact Hell
Thank the gods for modern medicine
Thank the gods for modern medicine
Need my hole filled so bad rn
July 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Need my hole filled so bad rn
Kicking my feet bc he made me cum so hard I ruined the bedding
July 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kicking my feet bc he made me cum so hard I ruined the bedding
Trying to process sexual trauma is... hard. Annoying even.
Like its basically being SA'd and then accused of being the one doing it and like. This was 2 years ago get out of my head
Like its basically being SA'd and then accused of being the one doing it and like. This was 2 years ago get out of my head
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trying to process sexual trauma is... hard. Annoying even.
Like its basically being SA'd and then accused of being the one doing it and like. This was 2 years ago get out of my head
Like its basically being SA'd and then accused of being the one doing it and like. This was 2 years ago get out of my head
He's doing that thing again where he says things that sound like proposals and im not opposed to it
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He's doing that thing again where he says things that sound like proposals and im not opposed to it
I am gonna drag this poor boy into the goddamned woods I swear
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I am gonna drag this poor boy into the goddamned woods I swear
I did a very specific stretch this morning and got so horny at the thought of being pushed into that position I almost passed out jfc this is embarrassing
June 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I did a very specific stretch this morning and got so horny at the thought of being pushed into that position I almost passed out jfc this is embarrassing
I feel like i should be embarrassed by how horny this man gets me just by thinking about him... but im too preoccupied for that
June 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I feel like i should be embarrassed by how horny this man gets me just by thinking about him... but im too preoccupied for that
I am drunk, I am horny, and I may be on my period but that doesn't mean this boy is safe, and I may just kill him later bc destroying him will be just as satisfying
May 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am drunk, I am horny, and I may be on my period but that doesn't mean this boy is safe, and I may just kill him later bc destroying him will be just as satisfying
It is I, your moderately-sized tiddy goth partner of sexual ambiguity
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It is I, your moderately-sized tiddy goth partner of sexual ambiguity