jackalantlers
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Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
as an antinatalist my favorite thing is telling pregnant women on reddit who have minor issues with their baby daddies to get abortions
March 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
as an antinatalist my favorite thing is telling pregnant women on reddit who have minor issues with their baby daddies to get abortions
georgia republicans are not sending their best to the senate general elections because what do you mean you're putting marjorie taylor greene against jon ossoff? 😭
March 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
georgia republicans are not sending their best to the senate general elections because what do you mean you're putting marjorie taylor greene against jon ossoff? 😭
i would not be surprised of john fetterman changed his party affiliation to republican in the near future
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i would not be surprised of john fetterman changed his party affiliation to republican in the near future
i wasn't planning to see the live action snow white since i never cared for the original story but all the rachel zegler hate has made me change my mind. y'all are so annoying that you're gonna make me put up with gal gadot just to spite you
March 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i wasn't planning to see the live action snow white since i never cared for the original story but all the rachel zegler hate has made me change my mind. y'all are so annoying that you're gonna make me put up with gal gadot just to spite you
i just learned that AOC is the most followed person on this platform behind the official bluesky account itself..... she is a movement
March 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i just learned that AOC is the most followed person on this platform behind the official bluesky account itself..... she is a movement
if you spell gray with an e (grey) you are grandstanding and seeking attention. i will not elaborate
March 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
if you spell gray with an e (grey) you are grandstanding and seeking attention. i will not elaborate
to y'all who keep shooting down AOC and buttigieg saying america isn't ready for a woman or gay president.... if they're not ready now then maybe it's time to just throw the whole country away
March 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
to y'all who keep shooting down AOC and buttigieg saying america isn't ready for a woman or gay president.... if they're not ready now then maybe it's time to just throw the whole country away
violence is the answer
BREAKING: The Continuing Resolution cloture motion has passed 62-38, advancing the CR to a final vote.
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
violence is the answer
all the blue states should come together and secede / join canada in response to this 51st state bullshit. the US would crumble without them.
March 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
all the blue states should come together and secede / join canada in response to this 51st state bullshit. the US would crumble without them.
gato is an infinitely better word for cat than cat
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
gato is an infinitely better word for cat than cat
they saying krysten ritter is filming scenes for daredevil born again season 2........
February 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
they saying krysten ritter is filming scenes for daredevil born again season 2........
the 1900s were a deranged century
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the 1900s were a deranged century
addison rae keeps dropping hit after hit. it's time for her best new artist grammy next year
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
addison rae keeps dropping hit after hit. it's time for her best new artist grammy next year
reparations for slavery should be white americans having their right to vote taken away
February 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
reparations for slavery should be white americans having their right to vote taken away
upon rewatching the defenders i have come to the conclusion that jessica jones and matt murdock are best friends and so she must appear in daredevil born again 🙏
February 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
upon rewatching the defenders i have come to the conclusion that jessica jones and matt murdock are best friends and so she must appear in daredevil born again 🙏
we need to invent a youth elixir for marianne williamson so she can run in 2028 and be a 2 term president
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
we need to invent a youth elixir for marianne williamson so she can run in 2028 and be a 2 term president
i hate travis kelce
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i hate travis kelce
jessica campbell jones you will always be famous
February 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
jessica campbell jones you will always be famous
life simply isn't worth living unless i'm adding a new song to my annual a song a day playlist every day...
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
life simply isn't worth living unless i'm adding a new song to my annual a song a day playlist every day...
mayhem AOTY at next year's grammys
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
mayhem AOTY at next year's grammys
BEYONCE FINALLY WON AOTY 😭
February 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
BEYONCE FINALLY WON AOTY 😭
the recording academy really doesn't like drake lmfaoooo
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the recording academy really doesn't like drake lmfaoooo